Celeste

[teamposts]

Comments

[remarch]

[Takes in a deep breath.]

Suckers, suckers. The ones who offered a place for all people who want to leave their team. Emphasise the split. Blame me for everything and mention they'll be killing Jackal and you, maybe Dory if he goes after people back home, she's cute and tiny. Get Jackal to talk to his friends.

[remarch]

They hate me, we can work with that. I'm at fault for everything, right? It's all the team together, they'll be killing you poor innocents after I've already abused you. Your deaths will be tragic and horrible and battered wife-like.

[berned]

... I meant Canary might talk to us.

[acquest]

Ugh, so that's... the birdbrain, Canary, right? On it.

[berned]

That's a shame. I was thinking of trying to ride it.

[acquest]

I'll cover them. You go try some other team, got it?

[berned]

So Jackal's our best bet for most teams.

[ though it looks like Shark's moving already ]

[coldsteel]

It might have objected to that.

[remarch]

And the guy in spandex- I eavesdropped, he tried to trade a skill I think back to the portrait for his team. He's a sucker to the extreme. Try the spandex people.

[remarch]

I'm not going to be of use, and we need to hit every team. Anyone we can't hit up in their fluffy and delicate feelings, we need to emphasise they'll be likely to go too- That's Byzantine- or hit them in I don't know, what normal people feel about getting in games to the death! All of you idiots had issues with me acting like it before, anyone who freaked out in the last game!

[berned]

I'll try Shell.

[remarch]

We're not winning the vote, plan like. C or D or Fuck. Let's go get people to try killing the dragon.

[acquest]

Heath's covering 'em.

[coldsteel]

I hope you're not going to try that.

[berned]

Only would have tried because we're dead anyway.

[acquest]

HEY, we can talk publicly! Someone not me or March or someone they'll find fucking offensive, try a public rally. Talk about killing the damn thing!

[remarch]

Anyone got attacked besides Bear, we can point out he's violent and not to be trusted. And also it's a fucking boss fight, let's fight it. What else can we do? I told you economics would be important, we don't have any bribes.

[berned]

For someone who put us in this position, you sure are a wreck right now, aren't you?

For now, I'll talk to Shell.

[remarch]

Nope, you are. Go forth. Use womanly charms or be a battered wife and blame me for everything or offer them free snowcones, I don't care, but we need the majority of the teams with us to swing this and they're not going to vote for anyone else.

[berned]

Want to try Shark's suggestion and talk to everyone? You're our kindest face.

[remarch]

I am not leaving our wish to Dormouse's chance of winning this entire game alone.

[acquest]

Jackal can control animals. Forget the fluffballs, he can make dinner walk right up to the slaughterhouse. That's a hell of a bribe, isn't it?

[berned]

[ -stops ]

Your wish is the same?

[coldsteel]

[HIDING IRRITATION AT THE FIRST PART THERE]

So I've been given free reign to blame that whole mess on you? How convenient.

I'll find a way.

[remarch]

He can wh-

That is a giant animal.