Celeste

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[berned]

We're all on the list.

[ I'M GOING TO GO TALK TO SHELL NOW ]

[acquest]

[ shoulder pat ]

Because you have clear eyes and can view how awesome I am unbiasedly! The other fucks get caught at the asshole part and never look beyond it.

[acquest]

HOLY SHIT WE'RE NOT DEAD YET.

Also, am I understanding that fucking thing right? Does it want a fucking consensus here, like every single goddamn team voting for the same?

[remarch]

...Fuck. Yes. Yes.

[Laughing!]

Talk to Saffron, let's convince Saffron to take the dive, there has to be a way to get all of them on side with 'only one more person dies'.

Or do you we've got enough righteous rage and vengeance for the dragon-fighting now? Or do we go for Saffron?

[acquest]

Wasted my fucking time with some ego-stroking shit of let's work together to find a solution, but said no on the suicidal attack bit after they finished the garbage. Saffron's next up!

[remarch]

Talk Saffron into it, see if Saffron can dramatically offer his sacrifice to the teams, it'd be best if he offers. There has to be something we can give him or the team in exchange for it. I'd offer to try torturing him into it, but we'd never get him broken in time for the next vote, and they'd all team up on us anyway.

[remarch]

New plan! Saffron only has one person in. He counts as a whole team and the dragon said he wouldn't go after the people left at home. If we get Saffron to nobly sacrifice himself and the other teams to majority vote for him because only one person dies, we win, right? We just have to convince Saffron to die.

[acquest]

Yeah, while we have electro-shock therapy going on too? Think this shit through, dumbass.

[remarch]

We could just take turns when it gets too painful. [Logic- no that isn't logic but it is March.]

But let's see if he'll die fair and square for. Whatever. If he agrees then we might get the majority easy.

[coldsteel]

[HMM]

Even disregarding the fact that many of them dislike us... There are more of us than on Saffron, and it's only really two of us they don't like.

[berned]

[ if you're not in the mood to wait for a minute or two we can just pretend bluescreen means sure go for it ]

[pchaaair]

[... :|a]

I guess that, it is possible for you to have good ideas sometimes.

[remarch]

Exactly. We need to see if Saffron will agree in exchange for something, first, if we can get him to make the offer then we won't risk backlash for trying to make him our sacrifice.

[remarch]

[...Pokes.]

[remarch]

All my ideas are great.

[pchaaair]

No, a lot of them are stupid.

[acquest]

Trying, as we fucking speak.

[berned]

[ --swats his hand away and backpedals a couple steps

before catching himself and just. dropping his hands to his sides. ]

... Sorry.

[remarch]

That's just because you don't pull them off properly.