Shell

[teamposts]

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[you_tried]

But I don't know anyone well enough to want them to get eaten!

[twindividualism]

[HELLO SHELL. WE ARE COMMANDEERING A DARK CORNER!!!]

Wh . . . What do we do . . .

[sparklyrichbastard]

I don't want anyone to get eaten whether I know them or not!

[sparklyrichbastard]

What do we do!!

[you_tried]

Well, yeah, that too!

[twindividualism]

We can't just— A whole team?!

[sparklyrichbastard]

We can't just let the dragon eat a whole team!

[sparklyrichbastard]

We definitely can't!

[twindividualism]

[BUT WHAT IF NO ONE PICKS]

[. . . No, Celeste exists]

Let's just not . . .

[twindividualism]

We can't choose anyone!

[betteroffted]

...What do you think happens if we don't pick anyone?

[sparklyrichbastard]

That's right! Maybe it won't even notice!

[twindividualism]

Maybe it'll just go with whoever the other teams pick.

[twindividualism]

Or care!

[you_tried]

That won't make it not hungry!

[sparklyrichbastard]

When! When we don't pick anyone!

[twindividualism]

Some other team will pick!

[you_tried]

I know, I know! We just need to come up with another option! Maybe-- oh, no, it already said no to cooking for it...

[you_tried]

What if we get eaten for being uncooperative?

[sparklyrichbastard]

[do you see it]

[can you look into my eyes and see the gleam of a bad idea forming]

[twindividualism]

Is it really going to care? It still gets its votes!

[you_tried]

I don't know! I'm not a dragon psychologist!

[twindividualism]

[That is really unnerving bro]

. . . I'll tell it.

[twindividualism]

We still don't have any idea who to pick anyway!

[you_tried]

Why isn't there an all-jerk team?