[Deep breath, ticking things off on his fingers as he goes.]

Mix a cup of peanut butter and a half cup of lard. Do the same with a cup of flour and a half cup of sugar, then combine them with the peanut butter and mix the dough until the biggest of the lumps are out. Then scoop out small handfulls and roll them into balls, flatten them, and bake them for... [uh.]

... Until the edges are golden brown.