Celeste

[teamposts]

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[acquest]

. . .oh shit! Fuck! Who the hell hates us the most!? Who the hell does everyone hate BESIDES US the most!?

[berned]

We're done for.

[berned]

Byzantium'll pick us fastest, I wager.

[pchaaair]

Uh...

Byzantium offered us as a bet, in the last game. So, they might hate us most?

[remarch]

Tiiime to go right now let's go leaving definitely leaving.

[acquest]

No really! THANKS, NEW NEWS HERE!!

[pchaaair]

Those are my thoughts, exactly.

[coldsteel]

[STILL... SORE but managing a weary sigh]

[remarch]

Maybe we can talk them all into fighting the dragon. They're the ones with morals, maybe they'll resist. It'd be saving their own hides, too.

[acquest]

So what, want to see if we can talk to them and get them to change their minds? Remind them they'll have deaths other than asshole March on their hands?

Or waste of time, we want to hit someone else first?

[berned]

How do you propose we do that?

[acquest]

It'll be really fucking obvious self-defense, but who the hell can blame us!?

[acquest]

Aaaah, shit shit shit shit.

You know any of those bastards?

[remarch]

After all, they could be the other team. Doesn't it make sense to fight the dragon? It's evil, way more evil than us, and will probably eat their friends.

[pchaaair]

I... don't know if they would change their minds, because, they don't seem like the mind-changing kind of people, from what I have seen.

But, if we get taken out, then, we could probably take them with us, maybe?

[berned]

No. Canary might be willing to help us out, but they also know the state we were put in from the last game.

[acquest]

You saw the last game, any of them strike you as the delusional "noble" type? We get a bunch of cowardly fucks and talking to them is a complete waste of time.

[remarch]

Talk them into killing the dragon. Every team, together. They could be next. It's self-preservation.

[acquest]

Yeah, sure, strike 'em all out from the get-go, that will help our shitty position loads! Might as well try shit, even if it doesn't fucking work!

[berned]

[ thhhinking ]

Do we have anything like rope?

[remarch]

Then tell them it's to save their own hide. We're not the only team who'll die. If we can't kill them and offer their corpses, and we can't take the dragon alone, and there's no method of escape, and we're out-voted, then we need another solution. Or do you want to lie down and die?

[acquest]

Talk people into taking Byz instead? Yeah, right, we don't have that kind of sway. The most we can try if we do that shit is to toss our vote in for the second most hated, hope to edge them up so we've got a goddamn chance.

[coldsteel]

Not on hand, unless one of you brought it.

[acquest]

I don't, you dumb fucker! Why the hell do you— FUCK IT I WAS ASKING WHO YOU THOUGHT WOULD BE BEST TO GO AFTER TO TALK TO FIRST. I can be in one place at a time, I wanted to start with the suckers! So give me a sucker team or I'm just throwing out a name and bugging them!

[berned]

[ I actually don't mind this suggestion at all ]

So long as you're not acting as representative. I'll give it a shot.