Celeste

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[acquest]

. . .oh shit! Fuck! Who the hell hates us the most!? Who the hell does everyone hate BESIDES US the most!?

[berned]

Byzantium'll pick us fastest, I wager.

[acquest]

Aaaah, shit shit shit shit.

You know any of those bastards?

[berned]

No. Canary might be willing to help us out, but they also know the state we were put in from the last game.

[acquest]

Yeah, sure, strike 'em all out from the get-go, that will help our shitty position loads! Might as well try shit, even if it doesn't fucking work!

[berned]

... I meant Canary might talk to us.

[acquest]

I'll cover them. You go try some other team, got it?

[berned]

I'll try Shell.

[acquest]

[ nods! ]

[pchaaair]

Uh...

Byzantium offered us as a bet, in the last game. So, they might hate us most?

[acquest]

So what, want to see if we can talk to them and get them to change their minds? Remind them they'll have deaths other than asshole March on their hands?

Or waste of time, we want to hit someone else first?

[pchaaair]

I... don't know if they would change their minds, because, they don't seem like the mind-changing kind of people, from what I have seen.

But, if we get taken out, then, we could probably take them with us, maybe?

[acquest]

Talk people into taking Byz instead? Yeah, right, we don't have that kind of sway. The most we can try if we do that shit is to toss our vote in for the second most hated, hope to edge them up so we've got a goddamn chance.

[pchaaair]

[sigh]

That is a good point. But, I have no idea who the second most hated could be aside from ... Shell?

[acquest]

[ ugh I don't want to vote for shell because the princess and I agreed we are allied and she will be pissed ]

Anyone else pull any stunts in that auction?

[pchaaair]

Fawn started by offering senses.

[acquest]

Them. We'll hope they're second-most popular, when we cast our vote. And you mind trying the public outcry thing, see who is willing to fight it?

[remarch]

Maybe we can talk them all into fighting the dragon. They're the ones with morals, maybe they'll resist. It'd be saving their own hides, too.

[acquest]

It'll be really fucking obvious self-defense, but who the hell can blame us!?

[remarch]

After all, they could be the other team. Doesn't it make sense to fight the dragon? It's evil, way more evil than us, and will probably eat their friends.

[acquest]

You saw the last game, any of them strike you as the delusional "noble" type? We get a bunch of cowardly fucks and talking to them is a complete waste of time.

[remarch]

Then tell them it's to save their own hide. We're not the only team who'll die. If we can't kill them and offer their corpses, and we can't take the dragon alone, and there's no method of escape, and we're out-voted, then we need another solution. Or do you want to lie down and die?

[acquest]

I don't, you dumb fucker! Why the hell do you— FUCK IT I WAS ASKING WHO YOU THOUGHT WOULD BE BEST TO GO AFTER TO TALK TO FIRST. I can be in one place at a time, I wanted to start with the suckers! So give me a sucker team or I'm just throwing out a name and bugging them!

[remarch]

[Takes in a deep breath.]

Suckers, suckers. The ones who offered a place for all people who want to leave their team. Emphasise the split. Blame me for everything and mention they'll be killing Jackal and you, maybe Dory if he goes after people back home, she's cute and tiny. Get Jackal to talk to his friends.

[acquest]

Ugh, so that's... the birdbrain, Canary, right? On it.