GAME 10 - CELESTE

[teamposts]

[Dragon shoves all of the teams into small rooms within the cave, but while the others are quickly locked with iron bars, Celeste's remains open.]

Comments

[remarch]

...So our choices are my tastes or your tastes.

Where's Bunny?

[pchaaair]

... I don't know. I was the only one here, until you got here.

[remarch]

Do you remember anything tasty yet?

[pchaaair]

Not really.

Maybe we could ask him for a recipe? And, see if we can do anything, from there, and change it as we want to, and all of that.

[remarch]

He said we could visit the princess, and she's doing the cooking.

[pchaaair]

Do you want to go visit the princess, then?

[remarch]

We should wait and see if Bunny or one of the others pop in. We can watch the other teams for a bit.

[pchaaair]

[y...es...]

Some of them are making things that are, er, sweet. Do you think, we could get away with making a cake, considering what a lot of them seem to be making, for different kinds of sweet things?

[remarch]

What was the type of food on the table the villagers were offering last time?

[pchaaair]

There was a cake. And... other kinds of food, too, but, I mostly remember the cake because I had some of it.

[remarch]

Can you feel me judging your life choices? I hope you can feel me judging them right now.

Okay, we make a 'cake'.

[pchaaair]

Shut up.

[:T]

... I do not actually know what goes in a cake, though. Aside from flour, probably, and eggs?

[man what did that betty crocker shit say on those packages that one time he checked that thing out]

[pchaaair]

[um

what did canary just say]

--What?

[remarch]

Oh, he told. Guess he came up with a plan B.

[pchaaair]

[but you just killed someone what the fuck]

--But you killed someone!

[remarch]

And the son of a bitch got me in my good arm.

[Gestures to his injured and very carefully not moved at all for this whole conversation shoulder.]

But Sharky patched it up. Possibly while licking my tears, I'm a little blurry on how much he got off on that.

[pchaaair]

[oh my god]

You don't just, go and kill people, March. Especially outside of the competitions.

[remarch]

Tell him that. He was trying to bludgeon me to death with a stick, and when I ran he kept chasing. What was I meant to do? Die?

[pchaaair]

[huffs, and then goes to go HELP SAFFRON.]

No, but, that doesn't mean you kill them.

[remarch]

Canary wants to fuck us up, we should get them eaten. Let's give all their stuff to other teams while we're at it.

[pchaaair]

Did you completely ignore, what I just said.

[note: tell dory :U]

[remarch]

Game first, whining later.

[pchaaair]

You are not going to get out of talking about this, and, if you try to, er, I am going to tell Dory.

[remarch]

Fine, talky-talk.

[Watching the crystal ball at the same time to track team progress.]

I didn't exactly have a choice, I couldn't take him out without killing him. Oh, and he lost his eye, so if we revive outside games we might lose things- Remember that. Unless he picked a fight with someone else.

[pchaaair]

I didn't even know it was possible, for anyone to get revived outside of these games, and, that is why you do not kill people.