GAME 10 - CELESTE

[teamposts]

[Dragon shoves all of the teams into small rooms within the cave, but while the others are quickly locked with iron bars, Celeste's remains open.]

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[remarch]

Hold up, we might need that after all.

[pchaaair]

[scream]

Okay. Yes. We need to keep the eggs for ourselves.

... Um, we should see if it is possible to split the ingredients, so that both teams can have things, because we need the chocolate from Sage.

[remarch]

I don't think so, the dragon's a sadist. He's not going to make it easy.

[pchaaair]

But, it doesn't hurt to ask, does it?

[remarch]

If you get eaten, don't blame me.

Let's break it down.

[DEEP BREEAATH.]

Byz has:

* Peanut butter (creamy)
* Lard
* Flour

Canary has:
* Bread
* Raisins
* Cinnamon

Cardinal has:
* Nutmeg
* Bread
* Eggs

Fawn has:

* Parmesan cheese
* Egg noodles
* Flour
* Milk
* Cheddar cheese

Lilac has:

* Eggs
* Ground pepper
* Butter

Saffron has:

* Flour
* Eggs
* Maple syrup
* Raw bacon
* Confectioner's
* Butter
* Sugar
* Milk

Sage has:

* Unsweetened cocoa
* Irish Cream
* Sugar
* Sugar
* Milk

Shell has:

* Garlic
* Mozzarella
* Bread
* Butter

Teal has:

* Vanilla extract
* Food coloring

[pchaaair]

I didn't get eaten. Okay... let's take vanilla extract from Teal. And, flour from Byzantium... and, one of the sugar's from Sage, and... eggs from Cardinal, and milk from Saffron.

[remarch]

Tell the dragon.

Celeste has: Vanilla extract, Flour, Sugar, Eggs, Milk.

Byz has:

* Peanut butter (creamy)
* Lard

Canary has:
* Bread
* Raisins
* Cinnamon

Cardinal has:
* Nutmeg
* Bread

Fawn has:

* Parmesan cheese
* Egg noodles
* Flour
* Milk
* Cheddar cheese

Lilac has:

* Eggs
* Ground pepper
* Butter

Saffron has:

* Flour
* Eggs
* Maple syrup
* Raw bacon
* Confectioner's
* Butter
* Sugar

Sage has:

* Unsweetened cocoa
* Irish Cream
* Sugar
* Milk

Shell has:

* Garlic
* Mozzarella
* Bread
* Butter

Teal has:

* Vanilla extract
* Food coloring


Shell we leave untouched, do we want to rescue Teal? If we give them Canary's they might still have a shot.

[pchaaair]

... I don't want to completely take from Canary, after what you did to one of their members, although, I do want to rescue Teal, somehow.

[remarch]

...Nutmeg from cardinal, bread from canary?

[I don't even know what these are I'm just guessing.]

And Cardinal can have food coloring from Teal. It's a trade.

[pchaaair]

... Sure. We can do that.

[remarch]

Off you go.

Celeste has: Vanilla extract, Flour, Sugar, Eggs, Milk.

Byz has:

* Peanut butter (creamy)
* Lard

Canary has:
* Raisins
* Cinnamon

Cardinal has:
* Bread
* Food coloring

Fawn has:

* Parmesan cheese
* Egg noodles
* Flour
* Milk
* Cheddar cheese

Lilac has:

* Eggs
* Ground pepper
* Butter

Saffron has:

* Flour
* Eggs
* Maple syrup
* Raw bacon
* Confectioner's
* Butter
* Sugar

Sage has:

* Unsweetened cocoa
* Irish Cream
* Sugar
* Milk

Shell has:

* Garlic
* Mozzarella
* Bread
* Butter

Teal has:

* Vanilla extract
* Bread
* Nutmeg

Byz said they'd steal from Cardinal. Swap Byz and Cardinal entirely, and it might look like it wasn't so hypothetical.

[pchaaair]

[hrmmm]

Okay. We can do that.

[remarch]

That leaves usss withhhh... [Deep breath again, god this is tiresome.]

Celeste has: Vanilla extract, Flour, Sugar, Eggs, Milk.

Cardinal has:

* Peanut butter (creamy)
* Lard

Canary has:
* Raisins
* Cinnamon

Byz has:
* Bread
* Food coloring

Fawn has:

* Parmesan cheese
* Egg noodles
* Flour
* Milk
* Cheddar cheese

Lilac has:

* Eggs
* Ground pepper
* Butter

Saffron has:

* Flour
* Eggs
* Maple syrup
* Raw bacon
* Confectioner's
* Butter
* Sugar

Sage has:

* Unsweetened cocoa
* Irish Cream
* Sugar
* Milk

Shell has:

* Garlic
* Mozzarella
* Bread
* Butter

Teal has:

* Bread
* Nutmeg


Anything you can think of, or do we bake a cake?

[pchaaair]

We bake a cake, is what we do now, and, I will tell the dragon that we will take a minute, to come up with that.

[remarch]

[Hesitates for a moment...]

And if we both somehow ended up eaten, at least we didn't go down easy this time.

[That's about as close to a 'NICE WORKING WITH YOU, HOPE WE'RE NOT ABOUT TO BE IRONICALLY VORED' as March can get.]

[pchaaair]

... Yeah. At least-- we put up a fight, or something, this time, and we had a chance.

[I'M STILL UPSET WITH YOU BUT I GUESS AT LEAST WE GOT ACTUAL TEAMWORK :/]

[remarch]

...What does cake taste like, anyway?

[pchaaair]

[...]

It's like really sweet... uh, bread, I guess.

[remarch]

So not like pony.

[yeah he's still not nice.]

[pchaaair]

[UGH WHY IS THERE NO PILLOW HERE FOR ME TO THROW AT YOU]

No.

[remarch]

We should fake we had our shit stolen and given to us, too. Be vague on the ingredients in case someone starts doing the math on what got swapped.

[pchaaair]

Yeah, okay. I can definitely do that.

[pchaaair]

Okay, so, the answer is that we can't.

Should we do a normal cake, that doesn't involve chocolate, then?