TEAL
[You find yourself standing on a wooden platform suspended from the ceiling of a stone dungeon lit by many torches. The platform is held up by 11 woolen threads in your color, and it sways precariously with every movement you make. It doesn’t seem very sturdy at all. . . though in addition to those 11 strings, there are 11 more attached to the side of the platform, one in each other team color. They’re within easy reach.
If you peer over the edge of your platform, you’ll be able to see the floor of the dungeon, though it might not necessarily give you comfort. Dozens of iron, pointy spikes are embedded into the ground, the sharp ends facing up. If you fall, it won’t be a pleasant trip down.
You can also see the other teams suspended on similar platforms around you. They’re far enough away that they probably can’t hear you talking on your own platform, but if you yell, you might be able to communicate. . .]
If you peer over the edge of your platform, you’ll be able to see the floor of the dungeon, though it might not necessarily give you comfort. Dozens of iron, pointy spikes are embedded into the ground, the sharp ends facing up. If you fall, it won’t be a pleasant trip down.
You can also see the other teams suspended on similar platforms around you. They’re far enough away that they probably can’t hear you talking on your own platform, but if you yell, you might be able to communicate. . .]

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You like to change things, I'm guessing, and Frayed likes things. . .messy. Ugh.
If there's anything I can give to bargain for it, I'd like to bargain for my teammates' lives. If we lose, can you spare them? In return I'd gladly. . .nngh. I'd gladly die four times over for them, in the messiest ways possible you can imagine. If they win, mm. I'd still owe you both.
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[SHOVES HAND OVER YOUR MOUTH OH MY GOD]
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Turning to Clover and snarling. ]
You're not killing him, so don't even think about it!
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[t-takes a moment, wiggling free of Coco just enough]
OBJECTION! I'm insisting! And seeing stars now, ow.
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Don't you even dare, you stupid, stubborn, idiotic lawyer!
[ALSO TURNING TO CLOVER.] You're not taking him up on this.
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--mmf!!
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This is different! This isn't working together as a team! If I tried to make this offer, there's no way you'd let me, so like hell are WE LETTING YOU!!
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[then muffles something else argumentatively!!]
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[I DO WHAT I LAWYER!!]
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[ ... we gotta toughen you up later. ]
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I don't make deals like that! So, no bargaining.
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[you can almost hear the pout in her voice]
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You just want to be entertained. . .hah. If only everyone was willing to give you a boring show.
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[WAITING FOR YOU TO BE DONE!!!!]
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[now just down to restraint sob orz]
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Haaah. You refuse, too?
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It isn't your game.
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