Yayoi's Heart

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Re: The Wooden Door

[sparklyrichbastard]

Well, one person can't be good at everything.

Re: The Wooden Door

[learntofly]

I used to be good at that.

Re: The Wooden Door

[sparklyrichbastard]

Ah, that's unfortunate. Our princess lost her skills, too. Mind you, I doubt that cooking was ever among them. As for me, it seems likely I never had a great deal of practical skills to begin with! So there's a lot to learn for everyone.

Re: The Wooden Door

[learntofly]

. . . What kind of skills do you have?

Re: The Wooden Door

[sparklyrichbastard]

Charm, wit, musical talent, an unsinkable sense of optimism and goodwill towards others, impeccable fashion sense, and the ability to summon the knight Galahad for whatever purposes I see fit.

Re: The Wooden Door

[learntofly]

The knight . . . ?

Re: The Wooden Door

[sparklyrichbastard]

Would you like to see?

Re: The Wooden Door

[learntofly]

Sure, why not?

Re: The Wooden Door

[sparklyrichbastard]

Sir Galahad!

[SUMMONS KNIGHTTHING IN ALL ITS SEMI-GLORY]

[And then hands it the knife and lets it chop the vegetables. It's way better at it than he is.]

Re: The Wooden Door

[learntofly]

. . . Impressive. In a way.

Re: The Wooden Door

[sparklyrichbastard]

It doesn't make a terrible amount of sense, but he's a bit like the manifestation of my inner psyche.

[gives the manifestation of his inner psyche a pat on the back]

Re: The Wooden Door

[learntofly]

. . . Like your heart?

Re: The Wooden Door

[sparklyrichbastard]

One could look at it that way, yes.

That reminds me — not to impose upon your hospitality, but may I ask you a favor?

Re: The Wooden Door

[learntofly]

Isn't it dangerous to have that on the outside?

. . . What is it?

Re: The Wooden Door

[sparklyrichbastard]

I wouldn't think so. He has a sword, after all.

Would you mind if I took some food to go? The dragon requested something to eat.

Re: The Wooden Door

[learntofly]

Eh . . . not too much. Allen has a big appetite.

Re: The Wooden Door

[sparklyrichbastard]

That's fine. I don't want to take anything you can't spare.

Re: The Wooden Door

[learntofly]

Then Watanuki or Syaoran will be happy to give you a plate.

Re: The Wooden Door

[sparklyrichbastard]

I'm in your debt.

[goes to ask Watanuki for a plate]

Re: The Wooden Door

[learntofly]

[Watanuki is a bit flustered, fussing angrily at one of the bibliowls that's swooped down to beg for scraps. He pauses to eye Tamaki though, pushing his glasses up higher on his nose]

Ah—you said something about a dragon?

Re: The Wooden Door

[sparklyrichbastard]

Yes. He eats people who displease him, so...

Re: The Wooden Door

[learntofly]

Eats people?!

[CUE NOODLE FLAILING]

Re: The Wooden Door

[sparklyrichbastard]

It's okay! That's why I'm giving him something else to eat.

Re: The Wooden Door

[learntofly]

I-I'll give you a big plate! A huge one!!

[PUTTING A TRAY TOGETHER FRANTICALLY. Thick slices of roast raptor leg, an entire roast beebat, deepfried river lizard legs, and more]

Re: The Wooden Door

[sparklyrichbastard]

[I have no idea what any of these amazing things are]

Is it really all right for me to take this much?