teamposts ([personal profile] teamposts) wrote2013-02-21 07:05 pm

Celeste

Rules:
-Each team is dealt a hand of four cards. Each card has a point value between 1 and 10 and an attack.

-Each team will pick one card to play, and their first, second, and third choice of which team for the card to be played on.

-There is a 12 point limit on what cards will actually be accepted. Cards with higher values will be accepted first. After 12, the only cards that will be accepted are one with a matching point value. (e.g. if the highest card submitted is an 8, it will be accepted. If the next highest card submitted is a 7, and three 7s are submitted, all 7s will be accepted, but nothing lower than a 7 will be accepted).

-Only cards which are accepted will have their attacks carried out.

-Teams that have their cards accepted are protected from the attacks of other teams. If a team's first choice is protected, the card goes to their second choice.

-Teams whose cards go through also will not have to participate in the possible second round, should the game require one.



[You find that once the robot has moved away you cannot see or hear the other teams.

Your robot hands you four large, heavy stock cardboard cards, each with a point value and attack on it. You also get a black card, and a sharpie to write your choices on.]

[personal profile] remarch 2013-02-23 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
See you on the other side?
counterfating: (pic#3444173)

[personal profile] counterfating 2013-02-23 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... that overwhelming sensation of ffffffuck ]
acquest: (drove through countries)

[personal profile] acquest 2013-02-23 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Right, so, either we hope really fucking hard that no one has the stomach to do anything worse than an amputation, or we are supremely fucked!
acquest: (If I met you in a scissor fight)

[personal profile] acquest 2013-02-23 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Don't bring realism into this fucking yet, let's at least decide who we're sending our "fuck you" attempt to before we assume crash positions.

[personal profile] remarch 2013-02-23 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Teal. Definitely Teal, and what about Byzantium for second?

Our only other option is to low ball and hope everyone wastes theirs in the first round and a second round goes down.
unquestion: (hypabyssal)

[personal profile] unquestion 2013-02-23 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'd rather start high. Copper Rose for a third?
acquest: (caught me under false pretenses)

[personal profile] acquest 2013-02-23 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
. . . March has a fucking point, our hand goddamn sucks, but who the fuck knows what the criteria for a second round is. But if we go high, no fucking objections to that.
remarch: (They're not like me)

[personal profile] remarch 2013-02-23 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
We know we're fucked if most of the teams landed a higher number- Eight isn't good enough. But if everyone goes for the maximum, then eight might have a shot when all the nines and tens are gone. It depends on the round numbers.
acquest: (The children of the future)

[personal profile] acquest 2013-02-23 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
But also exactly how many of them have fucking high numbers. Teams that get their cards accepted don't have to play next round, if we're up against a bunch of fucking tens, do you really think the game's going to continue if we're out that many teams from the running?
unquestion: (leucite)

[personal profile] unquestion 2013-02-23 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
We're not even guaranteed a second round.
remarch: (In watching them drowning)

[personal profile] remarch 2013-02-23 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't put it past them to make us play with no limbs and probably all our bones broken, would you? But I doubt they'll bother with all the other teams left standing! We play the eight and then die.

Or play the one, to rub it in when other teams choose the highest option available and Celeste didn't take it, but like they'd even think they're the same as us.
remarch: (They're not like me)

[personal profile] remarch 2013-02-23 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
And we'll lose on the first. You can't blame me for dreaming of winning, can you? We'll play the eight.
headhuntress: (and i'm caught in the crossfire)

[personal profile] headhuntress 2013-02-23 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[just. holds up two fingers.]
acquest: (Promise X-Ray vision and fancy cars)

[personal profile] acquest 2013-02-23 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
. . . remember how the dragon fucking outed people last time? Wouldn't that be a fucking slap in the face!
acquest: (Wash your hands clean of yourself)

[personal profile] acquest 2013-02-23 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Fucked seems to be the consensus!

[personal profile] remarch 2013-02-23 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
... It really would.
unquestion: (phenocryst)

[personal profile] unquestion 2013-02-23 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I can't.

[ picks up the card and sharpie. ]
unquestion: (cristobalite)

[personal profile] unquestion 2013-02-23 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Panther-sa... You're agreed, right?
headhuntress: (by deciding not to care)

[personal profile] headhuntress 2013-02-23 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[crosses her arms and nods.]
remarch: (They're not like me)

[personal profile] remarch 2013-02-23 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, hold on. What if we play the one and hope the portrait tells?
remarch: (They're not like me)

[personal profile] remarch 2013-02-23 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
We're all dead, welcome to Celeste!
unquestion: (cristobalite)

[personal profile] unquestion 2013-02-23 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Why would they? Mary-san and Systems-san don't get the same enjoyment out of watching a fight as Dragon-san does, you realize.
headhuntress: ("i live on the corner of Grey Street-")

[personal profile] headhuntress 2013-02-23 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[how am i even supposed to react to that...]

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