teamposts | Celeste

Rules:
-Each team is dealt a hand of four cards. Each card has a point value between 1 and 10 and an attack.

-Each team will pick one card to play, and their first, second, and third choice of which team for the card to be played on.

-There is a 12 point limit on what cards will actually be accepted. Cards with higher values will be accepted first. After 12, the only cards that will be accepted are one with a matching point value. (e.g. if the highest card submitted is an 8, it will be accepted. If the next highest card submitted is a 7, and three 7s are submitted, all 7s will be accepted, but nothing lower than a 7 will be accepted).

-Only cards which are accepted will have their attacks carried out.

-Teams that have their cards accepted are protected from the attacks of other teams. If a team's first choice is protected, the card goes to their second choice.

-Teams whose cards go through also will not have to participate in the possible second round, should the game require one.

[You find that once the robot has moved away you cannot see or hear the other teams.

Your robot hands you four large, heavy stock cardboard cards, each with a point value and attack on it. You also get a black card, and a sharpie to write your choices on.]

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Don't bring realism into this fucking yet, let's at least decide who we're sending our "fuck you" attempt to before we assume crash positions.

Teal. Definitely Teal, and what about Byzantium for second?

Our only other option is to low ball and hope everyone wastes theirs in the first round and a second round goes down.

I'd rather start high. Copper Rose for a third?

. . . March has a fucking point, our hand goddamn sucks, but who the fuck knows what the criteria for a second round is. But if we go high, no fucking objections to that.

We know we're fucked if most of the teams landed a higher number- Eight isn't good enough. But if everyone goes for the maximum, then eight might have a shot when all the nines and tens are gone. It depends on the round numbers.

But also exactly how many of them have fucking high numbers. Teams that get their cards accepted don't have to play next round, if we're up against a bunch of fucking tens, do you really think the game's going to continue if we're out that many teams from the running?

I wouldn't put it past them to make us play with no limbs and probably all our bones broken, would you? But I doubt they'll bother with all the other teams left standing! We play the eight and then die.

Or play the one, to rub it in when other teams choose the highest option available and Celeste didn't take it, but like they'd even think they're the same as us.

. . . remember how the dragon fucking outed people last time? Wouldn't that be a fucking slap in the face!

... It really would.

Sounds like the best fucking option we've got available. I'm in!

Someone doesn't want to try and guilt trip everyone else.

Fuck him. Let's just play the card without his approval. Teams are irrelevant with a one, right?

[ PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT LARK'S OPINION: NOT SHARK ]

We'll play the eight. Do we really want to find out how many people will start running away? And it's not going to make a difference which one we play. I'm willing to go either way, so...

[:) Lark > Shark.]

You're swapping your opinion now!? Fuck you!

Hey, I'm not getting between you two, am I? You convince him. Why do I have to do all the Lark-controlling?

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We're not even guaranteed a second round.

And we'll lose on the first. You can't blame me for dreaming of winning, can you? We'll play the eight.

I guess I can't.

[ picks up the card and sharpie. ]

Wait, hold on. What if we play the one and hope the portrait tells?

Why would they? Mary-san and Systems-san don't get the same enjoyment out of watching a fight as Dragon-san does, you realize.

Our best hope is so many people attack us, and hit the other teams because we can't die twelve times, that our enemies piss off everyone else. I just want to hurt them back, right?

It wouldn't prove anything. And weren't you complaining that you wanted to win...?

You think we can win with an eight?

Compared to what the other teams here are willing to do, our chances are fine. But what you just said sounded irrelevant.

Our chances are fine since when? Remember fucking teal?

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