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Saffron

Rules:
-Each team is dealt a hand of four cards. Each card has a point value between 1 and 10 and an attack.

-Each team will pick one card to play, and their first, second, and third choice of which team for the card to be played on.

-There is a 12 point limit on what cards will actually be accepted. Cards with higher values will be accepted first. After 12, the only cards that will be accepted are one with a matching point value. (e.g. if the highest card submitted is an 8, it will be accepted. If the next highest card submitted is a 7, and three 7s are submitted, all 7s will be accepted, but nothing lower than a 7 will be accepted).

-Only cards which are accepted will have their attacks carried out.

-Teams that have their cards accepted are protected from the attacks of other teams. If a team's first choice is protected, the card goes to their second choice.

-Teams whose cards go through also will not have to participate in the possible second round, should the game require one.

[You find that once the robot has moved away you cannot see or hear the other teams.

Your robot hands you four large, heavy stock cardboard cards, each with a point value and attack on it. You also get a black card, and a sharpie to write your choices on.]

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1 - numbness on half the face
10 - death by crushing (whole team)
6 - a broken arm
4- a deep cut on the face

[Oh . . .]

W-We . . . need to protect ourselves. . . . Right?

Yeah!

[WHY ARE YOU HERE :(]

[pets her head]

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[tugging her sleeve and offering a glove along with the sharpie, can you write for me?]

Oh—yes, of course.

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If I understand, the best way to protect ourselves would be to pick the highest-number card. Except that's...

[ he looks at the ten card and makes a face ]

I don't like that option.

The six is probably the best we can stand to do.

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[can't read the cards but has a good sense what's going on with them]

I don't want to crush a whole team to death, who would choose an option like that?!

[holding up a hand, i would??]

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Haah.

[after Yayoi writes the alphabet on his gloves, pulling them on and seeing about spelling to Leo: C-A-N-A-R-Y with a slight tilt of his head]

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It's necessary to use the ten.

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Nyaaaa... Only one is for everybody!

[no why are you here]

Hummy...

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[No why.]

...I didn't see you arrive.

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[ no, why are you here? ]

It's that kitten again... Hummy, right?

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So, what is this? "Congratulations, you're fucked! Now how bad do you want to fuck everyone else up?"

That's fairly accurate, although the closest accurate summary would be: "Congratulations, you're fucked! Unless you can fuck up a choice of three other teams."

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Card:

First Choice Team:
Second Choice Team:
Third Choice Team:

Card: 10 - death by crushing (whole team)

First Choice Team: Fawn
Second Choice Team: Celeste
Third Choice Team: Lilac

[You hear Systems voice]

Congratulations, your card was accepted and you will not need to participate further.

Nyappu!

[scritches for kitten '^']

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