[personal profile] catastrophies 2013-03-09 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Who says just because he's sick he won't eat us?

He'd eat us and then vomit us back up.

[personal profile] aibrou 2013-03-09 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Heheh, you didn't get a look at that chunk of wood, huh? Pretty sure it's infected or something, it was seriously nasty. It's the fire we'd have to worry about, not the teeth!
catastrophies: (? what now?)

[personal profile] catastrophies 2013-03-09 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Let's go for not getting set on fire, then.

[personal profile] aibrou 2013-03-09 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, relax! We'll use strategy! Anyway, I'm fire resistant!
catastrophies: (SILENCE)

[personal profile] catastrophies 2013-03-09 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
But not idiot resistant, idiot!

[personal profile] aibrou 2013-03-09 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
You can't be idiot-resistant if you're an idiot! That'd mean resisting yourself, dumbass!
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[personal profile] catastrophies 2013-03-09 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
That's the whole point, dipshit!

[personal profile] aibrou 2013-03-09 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
You suck at insults, man.
catastrophies: (she was a really stifling type...)

[personal profile] catastrophies 2013-03-09 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever.

I usually like it better when you talk the most sense in the group. Today being the exception.

[personal profile] aibrou 2013-03-09 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Is... that a compliment?
catastrophies: (? what now?)

[personal profile] catastrophies 2013-03-09 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
What? Not good enough?

[personal profile] aibrou 2013-03-09 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
I can't tell! Anyway, if what I say makes sense, how come no one ever agrees?
catastrophies: (do you always sound this dumb?)

[personal profile] catastrophies 2013-03-09 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Because you usually talk sense when it's a shitty situation and no one wants to hear sense.

[duh.]

[personal profile] aibrou 2013-03-09 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Heeh, I should get you to record that so I can play it back for Chie.

[personal profile] aibrou 2013-03-09 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Someone who says I'm an idiot who doesn't think things through.
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[personal profile] catastrophies 2013-03-09 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
... well, you are an idiot.