teamposts ([personal profile] teamposts) wrote2013-03-24 11:40 am

Shell vs Copper Rose

[The customers will be dragged immediately into the host club caves, decorated like the wild, wild west. There are all sorts of furniture that are provided, such as tumbleweeds, tables with checkered table mats, cacti, etc.

And a series of tables set out with food and rich wine appear. It looks like you can move around freely between people.

Anyone who refused to get dressed appropriately will now find themselves in revealing lingerie.]

((Mingle time! You’ve got your list, get to completing it with the other side, and make sure to note what you’re wearing :3b.

- Talk to the portrait.
- Turn ins.))
clocked_out: (its like a safari of dongs)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[what


what????]

What are you doing????
worlddomination: (pinup)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I have made a mess. And sitting around in wet clothes I'd get a cold, right?

[shimmying out of her pants, then

they will be twirled and thrown off to the side]
clocked_out: (running the fire along your thumb)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ROLLING OUT OF HIS CHAIR AND HITTING THE FLOOR AND JUST THROWING HIS SHIRT AT HER}

Put that on!!!
worlddomination: (did you try kicking it?)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
What?

--Don't tell me you're afraid of women!
clocked_out: (oh my god sally)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
There's such a thing as common decency, you know.
worlddomination: (thinking of you)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
You gay or something?
clocked_out: (a sense of function)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
What--what does that have to do with this. And look, if I were gay, then I wouldn't give a shit about your tits flopping out.
worlddomination: (i will cut you)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
--They don't flop! They are perky and pretty close to perfect, thank you very much!

Anyway, most straight guys like it when hot chicks start taking off their clothes, so...
clocked_out: (oh my god sally)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[miiiight be blushing]

Maybe other guys, but I don't objectify women like that, all right. And there's no point getting excited about tits you don't get to touch.
worlddomination: (the way it is)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[well

well

...oh]

Some things are so amazing you can always get excited about them.

[...but putting on the shirt]
clocked_out: (a sense of function)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[crawling back into his chair and drinking more wine]
worlddomination: (quirk)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[doing the same]

...I'm sure you'll find exciting boobs somewhere. Something to make you say wow.
clocked_out: (help me obi wan canobi)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Your boobs are plenty exciting when you're not flashing them for a game.
worlddomination: (shooting stars)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
...

...See, you're getting better at this.
clocked_out: (running the fire along your thumb)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
What are you talking about?
worlddomination: (are you even listening.)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Compliments! Keep up! You might be able to grow up to be a real man yet!
clocked_out: (a sense of function)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Is that how you earn mangrit? I had no clue.
worlddomination: (s'all good)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
How else? It's not all just grunting and opening tight jars.
clocked_out: (help me obi wan canobi)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Teach me more about the ways of manhood. I am positive you know more about it than me.
worlddomination: (I'm kind of a big deal)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
I do know an awful lot. There's also a good bit about peeing standing up which is pretty darned unfair, and depending on where you live, having huge issues about when it is is and isn't okay to wear a skirt.
clocked_out: (running the fire along your thumb)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure I already know about that stuff, dude.
worlddomination: (i will cut you)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me something I don't know, then.
clocked_out: (an infinite regress catapulting right in)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
About being a guy???
worlddomination: (s'all good)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, why not? Since apparently my dude-Q is lacking.