Saffron/Canary vs Sage

[teamposts]

[The customers will be dragged immediately into the host club caves, decorated like a beachside. There are all sorts of furniture that are provided, such as parasols, a whole load of sand which you can put anywhere in the cave, shells, etc.

And a series of tables set out with food and rich wine appear. It looks like you can move around freely between people.

Anyone who refused to get dressed appropriately will now find themselves in revealing lingerie.]

((Mingle time! You’ve got your list, get to completing it with the other side, and make sure to note what you’re wearing :3b.

- Talk to the portrait.
- Turn ins.))

Comments

[psychebubble]

[Dramatic bow.]

Welcome to our lovely beachside party! Would you care to eat right away?

[beeing]

I should, I need to keep up my strength!

[peering at the food...]

[psychebubble]

There is no need to feel shy! You can begin at your leisure.

[beeing]

Oh... Alright!

[begins stuffing her face........]

Warr oo gonnwa hwave nee?

[ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE ANY.]

[psychebubble]

[... no i can do this]

I should, it's a rare opportunity to eat for free here, isn't it?

[beeing]

That's right. And I can't imagine watching me eat is any fun.

[psychebubble]

Maybe we could make it more enjoyable? Here, say ahh!

[beeing]

....Ahh?

[psychebubble]

[attempting to oh-so-elegantly hand-feed you

this is how it works in dumb romance movies, right]

[beeing]

Ahh....hhhhh.....

[it's a strange feeling having someone doing something to your mouth...........]

[psychebubble]

[... that makes me sound sketchy

or like a dentist

i'm not sure which is worse]

[beeing]

[THAT WOULD BE EVEN WORSE THERE'S HORRIBLE THINGS ATTACHED TO GRYPHON AND TOOTHBRUSHES.]

M-maybe I should just eat it myself. It's weird when it's someone else.

[psychebubble]

Aww, I thought it was romantic...

[beeing]

Ah... It was. But now I need a drink!

[psychebubble]

... Wait, is there any drink that's not alcoholic here?

[beeing]

I can test them!

[psychebubble]

That sounds like a bad idea.

[beeing]

But why?

[psychebubble]

'Cause I'm pretty sure the Mystery Mister from Saffron would have an aneurysm.

[beeing]

Then they don't need to drink it. I'll take it all so they can be safe.

[psychebubble]

Your drinking it is what would give him an aneurysm....

[beeing]

. . .

But is there anything else?

[psychebubble]

... Dunno.

I guess if we don't tell him?

[beeing]

I dislike lying.. but maybe we won't have to, if we're quiet.

[psychebubble]

Yeah, sounds good!