Fawn/Lilac vs Cardinal/Celeste

[teamposts]

[The customers will be dragged immediately into the host club caves, decorated like a fetish club. There are all sorts of furniture and props that are provided, such as chains, handcuffs, poles, etc. All the chairs provided are in the shape of a butt.

And a series of tables set out with food and rich wine appear. It looks like you can move around freely between people.

Anyone who refused to get dressed appropriately will now find themselves in revealing lingerie.]

((Mingle time! You’ve got your list, get to completing it with the other side, and make sure to note what you’re wearing :3b.

- Talk to the portrait.
- Turn ins.))

Comments

[remarch]

[...why are you dressed like a pimp WHY AM I DRESSED LIKE A FETISH CLUB MEMBER

THIS IS THE WORST

I HATE MY LIFE.]

[hotstud]

What's up, babe? Are you my host for tonight?

[remarch]

And here I thought you didn't have to pay for attention!

[hotstud]

You're not getting paid, asshole.

Come on. Give me some service.

[remarch]

[Picks up the wine by the bottle and starts chugging.]

[hotstud]

[doing the same, then]

[remarch]

[Right, let's start from the top. Perches on the edge of the table.]

Take a seat! It's sooo nice to see you again, I really enjoyed the taste of you last time.

[hotstud]

Shit. That would sound incredibly romantic if it came from a girl.

[remarch]

[REACHING OUT TO ROMANTICALLY TAKE HIS HAND. Slightly. Too tightly.]

Aww, it wasn't romantic? How about... I've always been watching you? I can't wait until we're alone together again.

[hotstud]

O- Oh... Is Mister March gonna take good care of me?

[remarch]

Nope! Shouldn't you go talk to one of the girls? Is there something you want to be telling me?

[hotstud]

What? You want me to tell you I'm fucking in love with you? I love it when you eat me, it turns me the fuck on.

[remarch]

[I CAN'T EVEN

TRIES SHOVING A HANDFUL OF SPHAGETTI IN HIS MOUTH.]

[hotstud]

[dash;ks

WHAT IF I GRAB SOME SPAGHETTI AND SHOVE IT AT YOUR FACE TOO]

[remarch]

[WELL NOW I HAVE SPAHGETTI ON MY FACE.

> FOOD FIGHT.]

[hotstud]

[DAMN STRAIGHT]

[remarch]

[... Well now we're out of food.

Starts wiping off the food and eating it '^']

[hotstud]

You missed a spot.

[gonna try licking some sauce off his cheek]

[remarch]

[...DID YOU JUST LICK ME.

TRIES STABBING BUT bubble wrapped knife. this is a harmless poke.]

Hands off the merchandise!

[hotstud]

. . .

What the fuck, man.

[remarch]

[DEEP BREAATHHHHH I AM FINE.]

That's my dinner.

[hotstud]

I was cleaning you up asshole. You better be thankful.

[remarch]

[well maybe I will get threatened with mind rape by Janus and now I'm REALLY IN A BAD MOOD.]

Oh, shut up.

[MORE ALCOHOL RIGHT NOW. There's only one way to do this, and it involves being severely alcoholic.]

[hotstud]

[man, with Celty and Yuri, I am so drunk now woo hoo]

[remarch]

Sssssso. Having fun yet?