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[The Alchemist’s Apprentice claps her hands and divides everyone into their teams. Then curtains fall around each group, completely cutting off all noise from the outside, as a piece of paper falls into the middle of the group, your prompt written on it. Right after the paper, a good dozen boxes full of every kind of costume you could want for this production follows, including team uniforms of the other teams, costumes to dress like the portraits, silly props, and anything else that you may think you need.]

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[One team has just had the easiest win in the history of our competitions! Who was it, how did they do it?]

. . .

Sage wins, because Elliot was playing, and, it was a competition where the loudest person to yell, won.

We're not doing something like that!

Do you have a suggestion, then? It would be funny, and, you could act out the part of yourself.

I refuse to act like that for anyone's amusement!

Then, do you have any better ideas, that are funny?

I've never written a damn comedy before.

[. . .]

We are not going to win this competition, are we. Okay, first. What do you think is funny.

[do you even know how to laugh]

It's something situational, like when a really obnoxious loser that everyone hates gets what he deserves, but in a comedic way, like because he's shown up to a party he wasn't invited to or he's challenged to a duel and he can't even pull his sword from his scabbard!

. . .

I guess those kinds of things, could be funny.

Maybe it was that idiotic dragon holding a competition again and he challenged all the teams to cook the biggest meal they could be the ones who won were the ones who cooked him instead!

. . . How would they cook him, though. Did someone hit him, with a frying pan, or something?

That might do well. Maybe that princess of his finally got fed up with doing all of his dirty work and did him in.

[I still like my idea more 8|;;]

So, if we do that, who wants to be the Dragon, and who wants to be the Princess.

[...]

I call not it, on the princess.

No one has to play the princess, we're both men. Besides, that's just back story.

But, it would be funny, to see the Dragon getting hit by the Princess . . . from behind? When he is trying to be mean, and stuff.

We could turn the princess, into a prince, for the purposes of this story, because what if there is a prince, and we have not seen him?

I suppose that works. Do you still not want to be the prince?

I don't mind being the prince, but, that means I have to hit you, with a frying pan. Since, you would have to be the dragon, just so that we can act this out.

[digging through everything >8|a]

There is a soft one, in here. That probably would not hurt.

[whacks elliot with the foam one just to prove a point!?]