Game 36 - Copper Rose

[teamposts]

Comments

[dichotomize]

Humans aren't really suited for righteousness. Well, I could talk a big game about what a good person I am? That's easy enough.

[thankyouverymooch]

Do it, then. I'm curious.

You already said you value family and friends. Then what else could make you righteous?

[dichotomize]

[what no

that's weird]

You're joking...

[thankyouverymooch]

I'm absolutely serious. Let's hear about your good qualities.

[dichotomize]

You know when I said that I meant that people are full of bullshit, right...?

[thankyouverymooch]

Of course. But since you said it's easy enough, it shouldn't be too hard for you to bullshit some good qualities, right?

Convince me that we're the same.

[dichotomize]

We're the same because you're selfish and only merciful when it costs you nothing. Because you're ruthless when it comes to achieving your desires and you don't care what others think of you, though you'll act friendly enough because why not? That sort of half-hearted generosity is free.

[thankyouverymooch]

... Well, we weren't trying to discern why I might be a villain.

Can you think of a single good thing? It's fine even if it's a lie, no?

[dichotomize]

[A LOT OF MY SELF DEFINITION BANKS ON ME HAVING NO POSITIVE QUALITIES]

Well... I love humanity...

[thankyouverymooch]

[ oh my god

I'm sorry he's just going to start laughing ]

I said you could lie and that's all you can come up with? Really!?

[dichotomize]

It isn't a lie.

[thankyouverymooch]

[ okay not laughing anymore and he's just looking at him puzzled ]

... aren't you always insulting humans?

[dichotomize]

I hate them too. Well. It's not all their fault, that they're hopelessly terrible.

[thankyouverymooch]

Really... you're making things way too complicated.

[dichotomize]

[?]

Is you're idea of loving something to be blind to it's flaws?

[thankyouverymooch]

Of course not. But we aren't talking about "someone", we're talking about humanity. If you claim to love and hate it and to want to wipe it out, I think it does count as a bit of a complicated relationship.

[dichotomize]

I guess it's normal for me.

[thankyouverymooch]

It's not normal at all.

And you still avoided listing any good quality.

[dichotomize]

Loving everyone is pretty good. Most people can't manage that and they hate humans far less than I do.

[thankyouverymooch]

I don't want to accept that as your quality.

[dichotomize]

Hmmmm. Oh, I'm a very understanding fellow too, aren't I? And I don't hold grudges long.

[thankyouverymooch]

Much better. I'll accept these two.

You could take those as a start to a path of self improvement.

[dichotomize]

I'm not interested.

[thankyouverymooch]

I think it'd be a creepy image if you took it seriously.

... but I'm surprised, regardless.

[dichotomize]

Because villains don't have any redeeming qualities? All humans are at least a bit of a villain, though.