Canary

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[asthecrowdies]

I'll be sure to let him know.

[warlorn]

Obviously, we'll tell him no such thing. If he's so hungry, then he can find Mary and eat her instead.

[asthecrowdies]

No one's ever going to reach a fucking agreement.

[warlorn]

I believe he's taking a vote by popular opinion.

From what you told me, it sounds like Celeste will be the first to go. Do you know who might be chosen for the second?

[asthecrowdies]

Nah, we're probably safe. I got a god damn standing ovation for glorious marathon of Fuck Bullshit my mouth ran that game.

[warlorn]

I am not particularly worried about Canary regardless; we don't have any enemies. As of yet.

[asthecrowdies]

I haven't exactly been making the rounds but from the first game I would guess prime targets are Celeste for being crazy inhuman assholes, Shell for being morons who got everyone fucked over, Byz for being willing to amp us straight up to murder, and Fawn for apparently not giving a fuck about themselves. Also any team that only has one or two people here right now, so Byz or Saffron.

[warlorn]

[looking around...]

I saw Hellion; Is your other brother here, as well?

[asthecrowdies]

Nah, ain't seen him.

[warlorn]

At least there' that. We will need to do our best to protect Byzantium next round.

[asthecrowdies]

How the fuck do we do that?

[warlorn]

I will certainly tell you when I know, King.

[asthecrowdies]

[bluuuh]

[asthecrowdies]

...Shell next?

[warlorn]

There must be another way, King...

[asthecrowdies]

Like what? We're already up to our necks in it. If we try to openly organize anything we'll be the assholes that get targeted and we'd fucking deserve it.

[catastrophies]

[... while Mom and Dad sort out their differences, will just be. finding a patch of dirt. to write in, hand shaking the whole while.


Shell.]

[asthecrowdies]

[...]

Got it, dude.

[warlorn]

I will go put in the vote.

[asthecrowdies]

...sure.

[catastrophies]

[. . . d-dumbfounded that there was. a three-way tie. or something.

adds a question mark to what he wrote]

[warlorn]

... I don't know. Who do you think will get the most votes this time?

[catastrophies]

[... wipes out what he had written and just scrawls out a shaky letter F]

[asthecrowdies]

Yeah.

[warlorn]

I agree. I'll put in the vote once more.