Ok so you probably don't know this about me but I pride myself on not bein eaten by you yet. I basically get up every fucking day and am like well at least you haven't been eaten by a dragon. It's the merit badge at the very top of my sash of life achievements, and I wanna hang onto it.

So what about like. A deal. I know you're big on eating so what if I killed a bunch of shit after this game and you could chow down on that instead of us. Even if we get protected and this little insurance scheme was totally unnecessary. Basically win win for you. Also between you and me you'd be lucky to get more than a shitty three dollar app out of skinny mcassbones over there. I don't think I ever qualify as an after dinner mint. I know I look filling but it's all hot air in here, bro.