teamposts | Game 36

Hey dragon. Sup.

What do you want?

Ok so you probably don't know this about me but I pride myself on not bein eaten by you yet. I basically get up every fucking day and am like well at least you haven't been eaten by a dragon. It's the merit badge at the very top of my sash of life achievements, and I wanna hang onto it.

So what about like. A deal. I know you're big on eating so what if I killed a bunch of shit after this game and you could chow down on that instead of us. Even if we get protected and this little insurance scheme was totally unnecessary. Basically win win for you. Also between you and me you'd be lucky to get more than a shitty three dollar app out of skinny mcassbones over there. I don't think I ever qualify as an after dinner mint. I know I look filling but it's all hot air in here, bro.

[just giving davesprite this weirdly offended look. HE'S VERY PROUD OF HIS BODY OK.]

— What was that? You calling me skinny?

Dude you are like ten pounds of gamey meat on twenty pounds of lanky ass skeleton. He'd be picking you out of his teeth for weeks.

I'm built! Really built!

Hm... why not. I am feeling generous.

I shall only eat one of you. I'll even let you pick which one.

No way, you're eating both of us or none of us.

No. I'm eating one of you. Let me know which you prefer.

[HHHhhhhhh.]

Oi, King.

Christ ok but you don't get a free buffet of whatever the shit is crawling around in the dark on level 2. All you get is my glowing bird ass.

Sage.

[. . . well this sure is an ironic exercise.]

Sup Ed.

[raises a hand.]

... Yo.

So. How you wanna do this? Your bros with Sage, right?

Yeah ... wouldn't say there's anyone I really wanna save except for them.

Wish I could fucking say that.

But everyone's always been cool about looking about for my bros and we've kinda fucked over Sage more than once.

So ok.