Game 36 - Canary

[teamposts]

Comments

[blueballing]

[just giving davesprite this weirdly offended look. HE'S VERY PROUD OF HIS BODY OK.]

— What was that? You calling me skinny?

[asthecrowdies]

Dude you are like ten pounds of gamey meat on twenty pounds of lanky ass skeleton. He'd be picking you out of his teeth for weeks.

[blueballing]

I'm built! Really built!

[virgitarian]

Hm... why not. I am feeling generous.

I shall only eat one of you. I'll even let you pick which one.

[blueballing]

No way, you're eating both of us or none of us.

[virgitarian]

No. I'm eating one of you. Let me know which you prefer.

[blueballing]

[HHHhhhhhh.]

Oi, King.

[asthecrowdies]

Christ ok but you don't get a free buffet of whatever the shit is crawling around in the dark on level 2. All you get is my glowing bird ass.