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[teamposts]

Who: Celeste and Dragon
When: Day 11, morningish
Where: Dragon's portrait
What:

[Today, scaled talons reach out and grab each of the Celestes in turn, pulling them into Dragon's cave. Dragon itself is there, lounging on the floor, the bones of animals strewn all around. It surveys them lazily.]

Celeste. I have a proposition for you.

Comments

[remarch]

Well? So what makes you happy?

[virgitarian]

I want to see a true and passionate competition between teams. Something exciting. Violent. Visceral.

[remarch]

So on a scale of 1 to 10 you're about a 'tears are the best herbs for my Donner party?'

[virgitarian]

I see that you understand.

[remarch]

'March Hare: Getting along with men-devouring sadist reptiles when he's not busy having Mr. Pedosuit practically lick us in the survival of the fittest instinct.'

I can practically here my reputation hitting abyss levels right about now. Hiding your kids, hiding your ponies...

Luckily I give zero fucks. We'll do our best to give you dinner and a show.

[virgitarian]

I might have suggested that you could pretend as though you are playing in a way no different than anyone else...

But independence is truly the best course. Abyss, as you put it, is not such a terrible place for one's reputation to be.