Wow, fucking helpful. What was this drawn by, a two year old? What kind of shitty guide AI are you?! Let me guess, inventory access is digging through my fucking pockets, right, with the level of tech you've shown so far.
Please listen to this content warning! Everything you touch: Coated in poison. Horrible poison. Only try taking my things if you want to melt while everyone laughs at you and records it. You don’t want to die, do you? In fact, you should probably empty your pockets to appease the poison and give me all your spare items.
By listening to this tutorial, you have accepted the following terms and conditions:
You agree that you are responsible for any random acts of stabbing, including any stabbings purchased by being annoying, likable, from another team, from the same team, in clothing worth stealing, naked in public, being in the wrong place, being in the right place, and existing in general. There are no refunds, exchanges or feelings of guilt in the above cases.
You agree that you deserve to die horribly. Any commentary referencing being inside, touching or feeling anything will be recorded and played at your summary execution. We make no apologies, express or implied, for your well-deserved murder because you should shut up.
Privacy policy: You are responsible for any incriminating secrets, and accept all blame for secret loss. Side effects of losing incriminating secrets include: Blackmail, Death, Inappropriate Attention, Public Humiliation and -100 happiness.
Other side effects of this game are: A slow and painful death.
Four is the number after three. If you are having difficulty, please count on your fingers.
You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue-
Important game terms you should master before picking a stage.
Party Selection: Pick people you would like to game with. It is best to travel in a group! TPK: Total Party Kill, a term used after everyone you picked has died horribly! Or an enemy team has died horribly! KEKEKEKE: Laugh! Looting: What you do after KEKEKEKE when you see a TPK. For example: I looted your team last night, but all I got was this fat Shell’s dress.
Remember that everything is a game, and try to enjoy yourself before you D/C from life! I will!
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Please listen to this content warning! Everything you touch: Coated in poison. Horrible poison. Only try taking my things if you want to melt while everyone laughs at you and records it. You don’t want to die, do you? In fact, you should probably empty your pockets to appease the poison and give me all your spare items.
Thanks for listening to this content warning.
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You agree that you are responsible for any random acts of stabbing, including any stabbings purchased by being annoying, likable, from another team, from the same team, in clothing worth stealing, naked in public, being in the wrong place, being in the right place, and existing in general. There are no refunds, exchanges or feelings of guilt in the above cases.
You agree that you deserve to die horribly. Any commentary referencing being inside, touching or feeling anything will be recorded and played at your summary execution. We make no apologies, express or implied, for your well-deserved murder because you should shut up.
Privacy policy: You are responsible for any incriminating secrets, and accept all blame for secret loss. Side effects of losing incriminating secrets include: Blackmail, Death, Inappropriate Attention, Public Humiliation and -100 happiness.
Other side effects of this game are: A slow and painful death.
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Four is the number after three. If you are having difficulty, please count on your fingers.
You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue-
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Please inquire politely, or the cursing filter will be applied.
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Be politer.
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You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue. You must finish the tutorial to continue-
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☆ Achievement get: Pitifully incapable of basic actions.
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Now, game terms.
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Party Selection: Pick people you would like to game with. It is best to travel in a group!
TPK: Total Party Kill, a term used after everyone you picked has died horribly! Or an enemy team has died horribly!
KEKEKEKE: Laugh!
Looting: What you do after KEKEKEKE when you see a TPK. For example: I looted your team last night, but all I got was this fat Shell’s dress.
Remember that everything is a game, and try to enjoy yourself before you D/C from life! I will!
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