lackspresence: (❖ kicked puppy face)

[personal profile] lackspresence 2013-01-19 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . I don't know any of these terms ]

What is a TPK?

[personal profile] remarch 2013-01-19 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)


TPK: Total Party Kill
Total Party Kill: TPK
TPK: Total Party Kill
Total Party Kill: TPK
TPK: Total Party Kill
Total Party Kill: TPK
TPK: Total Party Kill
Total Party Kill: TPK

Recursion: Do you mean Recursion?
lackspresence: (✖ but patting his crotch)

[personal profile] lackspresence 2013-01-19 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . ]

No. Ahh, please, the terms and conditions.

[personal profile] remarch 2013-01-19 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
By listening to this tutorial, you have accepted the following terms and conditions:

You agree that you are responsible for any random acts of stabbing, including any stabbings purchased by being annoying, likable, from another team, from the same team, in clothing worth stealing, naked in public, being in the wrong place, being in the right place, and existing in general. There are no refunds, exchanges or feelings of guilt in the above cases.

You agree that you deserve to die horribly. Any commentary referencing being inside, touching or feeling anything will be recorded and played at your summary execution. We make no apologies, express or implied, for your well-deserved murder because you should shut up.

Privacy policy: You are responsible for any incriminating secrets, and accept all blame for secret loss. Side effects of losing incriminating secrets include: Blackmail, Death, Inappropriate Attention, Public Humiliation and -100 happiness.

Other side effects of this game are: A slow and painful death.
lackspresence: pixiv id: 2085204 (✖ of naked guys and selling them online.)

[personal profile] lackspresence 2013-01-19 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . . well. ]

Then, the area map and inventory next, please.

[personal profile] remarch 2013-01-19 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
To access your area map, just think! If you can’t do that much, please take this laminated guide.

Inventory? You don’t have one. Please listen to this content warning! Everything you touch: Coated in poison. Horrible poison. Only try taking my things if you want to melt while everyone laughs at you and records it. You don’t want to die, do you? In fact, you should probably empty your pockets to appease the poison and give me all your spare items. Thanks for listening to this content warning.

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