teamposts | March's Heart

Cheshire Cat: That's a shame.
Cheshire Cat: I can help.

[ Opens a paper-thin panel-- "Shark" flashes over it in bold before being lost in the jumble as he casually begins rearranging things.

A pair of fluffy bunny ears appear on Shark's head. ]

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[ takes them off ]

Very funny.

[ Trying to remove them physically hurts-- they appear to be attached. ]

Cheshire Cat: Ah, careful now. It's not safe to mess with code if you don't know what you're doing.

[ TURNED OFF SENSATION AT THE START OF THE HEART but can tell they're attached ]

Remove them, asshole! This doesn't work for me anymore than the fucking dress!

Cheshire Cat: I'm not sure I feel like it, if you're going to act like that.

What would you prefer? Submissive supplication?

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Cheshire Cat: Nothing of the sort.
Cheshire Cat: I'm just not going to do anything at all.

[ His image seems to melt into the darkness. ]

[ CHAINS AT THE SPOT HE WAS just to check if he's still there or actually gone ]

[ He seems to be gone.

Until an identical chain lashes out from a spot off to the side of Shark. ]

Cheshire Cat: Very rude.

[ cancels his power ]

And teleporting away while someone is still fucking talking isn't?

[ He appears again where the other chain had come from, leaning on the invisible air as if it was a table. His tail lashes from side to side. ]

Cheshire Cat: You weren't talking at all.

I was too. Also: modifying character data without asking: rude and fucking skeevy. Get rid of these.

Cheshire Cat: You're in no position to make demands of me, you know.

I asked what you wanted, and you didn't oblige to tell me. Your own fault.

Cheshire Cat: Funny, that-- I don't actually want anything.
Cheshire Cat: It would do you well to be a little more courteous to the player characters here. They're not all as kind as me.

Would it make a difference? We're not getting the fucking VIP treatment here, and if I'm supposed to believe this place is his heart, I know there's not a thing I can do to make you less biased against me.

Cheshire Cat: It could.
Cheshire Cat: It's called "playing it smart".
Cheshire Cat: But then, you don't exactly have a wonderful track record of that, do you... what was it you called me?

[ He melts into the black again, only for his head to reappear right beside Shark's ear; voice low. ]

Cheshire Cat: Oh, yes.
Cheshire Cat: Skeevy.

[ leans his head back and turns his head to the side to look back at Cheshire ]

Oh, so it's not enough to fuck around with me, you're actually gunning for that? Are you in heat, kitty? You'll need to try harder than that for me.

March's Heart

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