March's Heart

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[lackspresence]

[ watching. . . and picking up the cans. At least he should clean up... ]

[worlddomination]

Okay, so we've learned a crazy guy is crazy, big whoop.

[adding some canary yellow hearts to the mix, especially near the crappy music note. Then--thinking for a moment, then drawing a large door in shell pink on the far wall.]

What're we supposed to do now? And please say it involves beating up that jerk from before.

[remarch]

[The door... Turns into a door.

It seems you have exit access, if you so desire.]

[zuieg]

[ADDING SPARKLES TO HER SELF-PORTRAIT in celeste blue and shell pink and canary yellow

...

And some sage green hearts. Mmyes this is a masterpiece -- but looks like we have a door now! Yes good.]

We could go this way or we could go back and kill him. What do you think?

[lackspresence]

[ i wonder if i can take these cans with me ]

. . . We should leave.

[worlddomination]

I think we should kill him at least once.

[thinking again before drawing a circle with '1UP' on it...gold coin, let's see if this one works :|a]

[remarch]

Copyright infringement detected!

[No, this guy pops up.]

[zuieg]

[... What if I kick the rabbit though.]

Shut up!

[lackspresence]

[ why are you guys so violent ]

Copyright. . . [ does this mean no paint cans though ]

[worlddomination]

You again? [if the rabbit dodges the kick, then grabbing for it]

What do you know about this place? Who is that guy?

[remarch]

[Dodges the kick and is grabbed.]



What guy?

[zuieg]

That pimp who tried to kill us!

And who's this bandit I'm looking for?

[lackspresence]

[ :Ia ]

There was a man with a sword just down the street. [ because this is probably a more helpful description than "that pimp who tried to kill us". ]

[worlddomination]

What's he up to? Why's he trying to ruin this stuff?

[remarch]

Oh, that guy.

Name: 'Control'
Class: Pimp 'swords'man Murderer.
Equipment: Vorpal Sword.

Quest: He wants to get rid of all the things that keep rubbing off.

[zuieg]

... That doesn't tell us anything! Why's that important?

[lackspresence]

The things that keep rubbing off-- is that the paint?

[worlddomination]

We're in a magical soul land, obviously it's more than just paint. C'mon, Lynx, let's go break his kneecaps.

[remarch]

To enable the help line, give me your soul.

[zuieg]

[uhhh]

Fat chance, bunny!

[a beat.]

... Rabbit!

Let's go, Mint!

[lackspresence]

[ . . . ok that was weird. mmm, just gonna head to the door then ]

[worlddomination]

[okay dude this is no place for the weak. attempting to store the rabbit in inventory or punting it pervwards (despite all odds to the contrary saying neither will work). and either way, going pimp hunting]

Right! You distract him, and I'll blast him with my magic! This'll be a piece of cake!

[lackspresence]

--

[ s-stops, turns around, follows after ]

I don't think we should be doing that--..

[zuieg]

Why not?

[worlddomination]

Look kid, the door's right there. We won't let him forget his love for you.