teamposts | March's Heart

I was trying to help you because we're a team and that's what you're supposed to do!

You were the one who 'invited' us in the first place. Where the heck is this, anyway?

Me. Didn't you enjoy hanging out together?

I'm kicking you out. Try not to fuck your way out the exit this time.

[But what if I try to punch March in the face tho]

[there is a bootsole waiting for him if he gets up]

[WOW IT'S LIKE YOU WANTED TO DIE.

He blinks out of vision, inhumanly (cyborg) fast, and there's twenty knives flung at your vitals.]

[WELP

TRYING TO HIT THE FLOOR but probably not. Quite fast enough oops.

DON'T BE A DOUCHE, MILDRED]

[cyborg vs. skill loss turns out as well as one would expect]

[you had better not steal my clothes (again)]