teamposts ([personal profile] teamposts) wrote2013-03-24 11:40 am

Shell vs Copper Rose

[The customers will be dragged immediately into the host club caves, decorated like the wild, wild west. There are all sorts of furniture that are provided, such as tumbleweeds, tables with checkered table mats, cacti, etc.

And a series of tables set out with food and rich wine appear. It looks like you can move around freely between people.

Anyone who refused to get dressed appropriately will now find themselves in revealing lingerie.]

((Mingle time! You’ve got your list, get to completing it with the other side, and make sure to note what you’re wearing :3b.

- Talk to the portrait.
- Turn ins.))
clocked_out: (knight me)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[goes down on one knee


and tenderly kisses it]



Marry me.
worlddomination: (QLONQ)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[..................smacking him on the back of the head]

What!? Don't be ridiculous!
clocked_out: (running the fire along your thumb)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
--Watch the shades.

[straightening back up]
worlddomination: (that is certainly a thing)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
They were perfectly safe! Come on, let's get this over with. Sit down and start pouring drinks.
clocked_out: (god gave me a shovel)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
The force could have knocked them clear off my face.

[grabs a bottle of wine and two glasses, doing just that]
worlddomination: (making it happen)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I totally went easy on you! It's not my fault you're a wimp.
clocked_out: (oh my god sally)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want to drink this alcohol or not?
worlddomination: (are you even listening.)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Fun fact: Surly hosts are not my bag. No tips for you!
clocked_out: (god gave me a shovel)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Frankly, I am SHOCKED. Don't tell me you like 'm tame and submissive, I know you've got better taste than that.
worlddomination: (so few fucks to give)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[nudging him under the table a bit]

Obviously there's no fun in that. But I can talk to angry people at home. No point in going someplace special for 'em.
clocked_out: (running the fire along your thumb)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
--Wha? Shit, I'm not mad, I'm just being an asshole, like usual.
worlddomination: (shooting stars)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[considers this, then shrugs]

[grabbing a drink and downing it! except how a considerable amount goes all over the pimp outfit]

Whoops!

[and slowly shrugging out of it??]
clocked_out: (its like a safari of dongs)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[what


what????]

What are you doing????
worlddomination: (pinup)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I have made a mess. And sitting around in wet clothes I'd get a cold, right?

[shimmying out of her pants, then

they will be twirled and thrown off to the side]
clocked_out: (running the fire along your thumb)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ROLLING OUT OF HIS CHAIR AND HITTING THE FLOOR AND JUST THROWING HIS SHIRT AT HER}

Put that on!!!
worlddomination: (did you try kicking it?)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
What?

--Don't tell me you're afraid of women!
clocked_out: (oh my god sally)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
There's such a thing as common decency, you know.
worlddomination: (thinking of you)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
You gay or something?
clocked_out: (a sense of function)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
What--what does that have to do with this. And look, if I were gay, then I wouldn't give a shit about your tits flopping out.
worlddomination: (i will cut you)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
--They don't flop! They are perky and pretty close to perfect, thank you very much!

Anyway, most straight guys like it when hot chicks start taking off their clothes, so...
clocked_out: (oh my god sally)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[miiiight be blushing]

Maybe other guys, but I don't objectify women like that, all right. And there's no point getting excited about tits you don't get to touch.
worlddomination: (the way it is)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[well

well

...oh]

Some things are so amazing you can always get excited about them.

[...but putting on the shirt]
clocked_out: (a sense of function)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[crawling back into his chair and drinking more wine]
worlddomination: (quirk)

[personal profile] worlddomination 2013-03-24 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[doing the same]

...I'm sure you'll find exciting boobs somewhere. Something to make you say wow.
clocked_out: (help me obi wan canobi)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2013-03-24 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Your boobs are plenty exciting when you're not flashing them for a game.

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