Teal

[teamposts]

[The Alchemist’s Apprentice claps her hands and divides everyone into their teams. Then curtains fall around each group, completely cutting off all noise from the outside, as a piece of paper falls into the middle of the group, your prompt written on it. Right after the paper, a good dozen boxes full of every kind of costume you could want for this production follows, including team uniforms of the other teams, costumes to dress like the portraits, silly props, and anything else that you may think you need.]

Comments

PROMPT

[teamposts]

[The library has finally been destroyed, going the way of the gallery! Who broke it, and how?]

Re: PROMPT

[fishpanties]

. . . Hmm.

Re: PROMPT

[garlands]

We... need to make this amusing, do we not?

Re: PROMPT

[fishpanties]

I don't know if I'm very good at comedy . . .

Let's give it our best shot, anyway!

Re: PROMPT

[garlands]

I do not know if I am either, but I will try my best.

Re: PROMPT

[fishpanties]

[Nods! FISTPUMP.]

Alright! Let's see . . . why don't we make the Dragon the culprit?

Re: PROMPT

[garlands]

[nods]

Yes, the Dragon could definitely destroy the library.

Re: PROMPT

[re_integrated]

I'm not certain I have enough context to help here.

Re: PROMPT

[fishpanties]

If our script is good enough, that shouldn't be a problem.

Re: PROMPT

[re_integrated]

Well, I suppose I could try acting...

Re: PROMPT

[fishpanties]

You can do it!

How would you feel about being a princess?

Re: PROMPT

[re_integrated]

I-I could try...

Re: PROMPT

[garlands]

Oh, the gallery is where we were before this place. It was flooded.

Re: PROMPT

[re_integrated]

[I barely even know the library, man.]

Oh. And what was it like?

Re: PROMPT

[garlands]

It was a lot more open than here... there was an orchard. I was only there for about a day before we moved. Coco would know more about it.

Re: PROMPT

[re_integrated]

Well, it isn't relevant now regardless.

[goodbyenurse]

[Comedy. Relevant to things which she does not get, and likely based on references which she is not capable of coming up with or knowing.

She is right next to useless here.]

I shall... sort through the props. Do you have any ideas for what we need?

[garlands]

Mm, something heavy, that could break things?

[goodbyenurse]

...a large mallet, perhaps? [Goes to look for one!!] A few moments, please.

[garlands]

Oh! We should have books, so we can show them scattered around and ruined!

[goodbyenurse]

I shall tatter the books I find then, after I have finished sorting.

[fishpanties]

[hmmm]

[HMMMMMMMMMM]

We need a dragon, and a princess.

[goodbyenurse]

[Nods, while also looking for a mallet.] Anything else?

[fishpanties]

Anything that can help us turn a stage into a library.

[goodbyenurse]

Books, shelving and the like. I understand.

[She unceremoniously dumps out the contents of the first box and begins to sort it--things which cannot be use to the play go back into the box, everything else gets set out depending on if it is a costume, a set-piece, a possibly useful prop, or something that doesn't fall into the other three categories.]