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[The Alchemist’s Apprentice claps her hands and divides everyone into their teams. Then curtains fall around each group, completely cutting off all noise from the outside, as a piece of paper falls into the middle of the group, your prompt written on it. Right after the paper, a good dozen boxes full of every kind of costume you could want for this production follows, including team uniforms of the other teams, costumes to dress like the portraits, silly props, and anything else that you may think you need.]

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[Comedy. Relevant to things which she does not get, and likely based on references which she is not capable of coming up with or knowing.

She is right next to useless here.]

I shall... sort through the props. Do you have any ideas for what we need?

Mm, something heavy, that could break things?

...a large mallet, perhaps? [Goes to look for one!!] A few moments, please.

Oh! We should have books, so we can show them scattered around and ruined!

I shall tatter the books I find then, after I have finished sorting.

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All right. I will look through the costumes.

[Nods towards an area with a couple of possible costume bits] Thank you. Please place them there as you find them.

I will.

[starts pulling out costumes yaaaaay]

Would you like one, Miss Macaron?

I am looking for the costume of a knight... At least, that was Coco's suggestion.

We tease the dragon to save the princess. I suppose that is what destroys the library?

Mm... Miss Macaron, what is a 'knight'?

A knight is, I believe, someone who protects a princess.

Oh, I see.

Yes. Apparently, I would make a good one. Would you like to be my companion?

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[hmmm]

[HMMMMMMMMMM]

We need a dragon, and a princess.

[Nods, while also looking for a mallet.] Anything else?

Anything that can help us turn a stage into a library.

Books, shelving and the like. I understand.

[She unceremoniously dumps out the contents of the first box and begins to sort it--things which cannot be use to the play go back into the box, everything else gets set out depending on if it is a costume, a set-piece, a possibly useful prop, or something that doesn't fall into the other three categories.]

[WILL HELP WITH THAT.]

If I play the Dragon and Creme plays the princess, you and Candy can . . . hmm . . .

[Moving on to another box, then, since there's two of us workin' on it.] Would there be anyone related to the situation who we would be good at pretending to be?

Knights who teased the dragon! It was a ploy to distract him, so you could save the princess.

Hmm...

[Trying to imagine it.]

'You need not eat our princess. You have gained more than ample weight already?'

But if the princess is mentioned, it'll give the plan away.

[ahem. CLEARS THROAT AND STRIKES A POSE.]

"Dragon, Dragon, you can't catch me! You've eaten so much your belly is like a beach ball!"

. . . Or something.

So it is like...

[She poses, as well pointing her finger straight forward and glaring. The effect is quite fierce.]

'O dragon, your egg would have been better off an omelet! You are fat and lazy, and could never match a true knight's speed!'

[kyaaaaa]

Perfect! Macaron, you're a natural!

I-I am?