teamposts ([personal profile] teamposts) wrote2013-10-19 11:14 pm

CARDINAL

[When the shadows clear, your team stands unharmed in a fancy bedroom. There are sharp knives, similar to the ones in the ghost you just saw, scattered throughout the room. They are stuck fast in the walls, the ground, the bedposts, no amount of force can pull them free. The sheets of the bed are soaked in blood.

Over on the dressing table sits a jack-o-lantern that lights itself once you look at it, smoke rising from the flame into the shapes of people, acting out the scene of a memory in the room.

A young woman is getting ready for the ball, dressed in her very finest silks with her hair being styled neatly in place. The little girl doing her hair, perhaps ten years old, fumbles her fingers. She tugs on the hair slightly, dislodging some clips, and the woman starts screaming at her. ‘Clumsy little oaf!’. The girl is kicked out of the room, the young woman insisting on doing it herself and muttering about useless staff. After a moment of this there’s a flash of light that streaks toward the bed. The woman jumps up, startled, and investigates what happened. There is a knife stuck in the bedpost. Several more flashes of light appear behind her and she turns, horrified, to see them all aimed at her. She tries to scream, and the smoke disappears abruptly as all the knives come hurtling towards her.]

Light the lanterns.
femmefailtale: (off: SO MANLY)

Re: START

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2013-10-19 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hokay, so it's a haunted house, I'm a teenage girl, and I just got some recently.]

[...Well, I'm doomed. Let's just go ahead and pocket my eyepatch. If I'm going into this it's going to be with both eyes open. Meanwhile, let's go ahead and try the glass-flowers-door. At least if I'm going to get murdered I'm going to get a bouquet out of it.]
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[...Well, in the event of calmness being a lie, we must assume there is an illusion in effect here somewhere. Since my eye that sees through those is currently offline, that means shit is a little worse than before. But, with everything else seeing so peaceful and serene, JD turns her attention to the pumpkin on the bench. CLEARLY we should start by prodding it with a finger.]
femmefailtale: (off: you have failed for the last time)

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[personal profile] femmefailtale 2013-10-19 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[So I'm sitting here in this so called courtyard.
It's peaceful, birds are singing and there's this pumpkin on a bench.
And I'm like maaaaan, what do I look like, a sucker?

I took it.

AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!!!

I'm not gonna' be part of your system!

I'M AN ADULLLLT!

Don't put a pumpkin out unless you want it broke!

Maaaan!]

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femmefailtale: (off: You want w-what??)

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[personal profile] femmefailtale 2013-10-20 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[...Well I still am not sure what the rate of growths on these scales are so let's just run for the pumpkin!!]
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[I will set this on fire without smashing it, I guess.]
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[personal profile] femmefailtale 2013-10-20 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[So we have... two suspects.]

[Okay then. Bomb out, let's head for the exit. What's the extent of the scales?]

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[personal profile] femmefailtale 2013-10-20 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Alright then, I'll just use my x-ray magic eye powers to...

SKILL LOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!

I guess we're doing this the long, hard way. By searching through the books.]
femmefailtale: (off: Because I'm still adorable)

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[Let's read them, then.]
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[...]

[I'm going to start with the last one.]

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[personal profile] femmefailtale 2013-10-20 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I unlocked haunting mode and wound up working for the other guys instead.

Sorry man.

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