teamposts ([personal profile] teamposts) wrote2013-10-19 11:14 pm

CARDINAL

[When the shadows clear, your team stands unharmed in a fancy bedroom. There are sharp knives, similar to the ones in the ghost you just saw, scattered throughout the room. They are stuck fast in the walls, the ground, the bedposts, no amount of force can pull them free. The sheets of the bed are soaked in blood.

Over on the dressing table sits a jack-o-lantern that lights itself once you look at it, smoke rising from the flame into the shapes of people, acting out the scene of a memory in the room.

A young woman is getting ready for the ball, dressed in her very finest silks with her hair being styled neatly in place. The little girl doing her hair, perhaps ten years old, fumbles her fingers. She tugs on the hair slightly, dislodging some clips, and the woman starts screaming at her. ‘Clumsy little oaf!’. The girl is kicked out of the room, the young woman insisting on doing it herself and muttering about useless staff. After a moment of this there’s a flash of light that streaks toward the bed. The woman jumps up, startled, and investigates what happened. There is a knife stuck in the bedpost. Several more flashes of light appear behind her and she turns, horrified, to see them all aimed at her. She tries to scream, and the smoke disappears abruptly as all the knives come hurtling towards her.]

Light the lanterns.
femmefailtale: (off: Badass glare)

Re: ROOM ONE

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2013-10-19 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Well, in the event of calmness being a lie, we must assume there is an illusion in effect here somewhere. Since my eye that sees through those is currently offline, that means shit is a little worse than before. But, with everything else seeing so peaceful and serene, JD turns her attention to the pumpkin on the bench. CLEARLY we should start by prodding it with a finger.]
femmefailtale: (off: you have failed for the last time)

Re: ROOM ONE

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2013-10-19 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[So I'm sitting here in this so called courtyard.
It's peaceful, birds are singing and there's this pumpkin on a bench.
And I'm like maaaaan, what do I look like, a sucker?

I took it.

AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!!!

I'm not gonna' be part of your system!

I'M AN ADULLLLT!

Don't put a pumpkin out unless you want it broke!

Maaaan!]
femmefailtale: (off: you have failed for the last time)

Re: ROOM ONE

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2013-10-19 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Oi, oi, OI!

You put out a pumpkin, I did what I was supposed to! What's your problem?!
femmefailtale: (off: embarassed)

Re: ROOM ONE

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2013-10-19 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[...OH THAT LANTERN?]

[NOTE TO SELF: SET IT ON FIRE AFTER I'M DONE.]

[...OH WAIT. I'M P DONE FOR.]

Oh. Hell. You're... you're a familiar and unusually ugly puppy, aintcha'?

Lemme guess... you like people.
femmefailtale: (off: You want w-what??)

Re: ROOM ONE

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2013-10-19 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[>JUMP BEHIND THE BENCH!!!]

[For what it's worth, JD tries to pull out one of her alchemical explosives from Kyrie. On the plus side, she's aware of how to get the damn thing to work this time. On the minus side, she got back some of her magic negation.

Long story short, she's got no good way to defend herself until this thing charges. LETS RUN! :')]
femmefailtale: (off: Can we not?!)

Re: ROOM ONE

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2013-10-19 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[HMM....]

[WELL SINCE IT TAKES A BIT... lets dive back into the cover of a shadow of the bench until my bomb is charged.]
femmefailtale: (My turn.)

Re: ROOM ONE

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2013-10-19 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well okay then let's just toss the alchemical bomb into the fountain to see what happens. :D]
femmefailtale: (off: embarassed)

Re: ROOM ONE

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2013-10-19 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[...W E L P.]

[That sure is me, being soaking wet now. I GUESS WE CAN TRY LIGHTING WHAT'S LEFT OF THE PUMPKIN NOW.]
Edited 2013-10-19 23:50 (UTC)
femmefailtale: (off: tsun confession)

Re: ROOM ONE

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2013-10-20 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[...Water tingling.]

[Motherfucker okay don't worry it's fine as long as I don't start feeling like people are tasty it's ooookay. Calm.]

[Lets just. Dry off the wick and light it. Blow on it to dry it off, and light it. It'll be okay. yes.]
femmefailtale: (off: You want w-what??)

Re: ROOM ONE

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2013-10-20 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[...OKAY SCRATCHING NOW.]

[VIGOROUSLY.]

[TO GET THE SCALES OFF.]
femmefailtale: (off: embarassed)

Re: ROOM ONE

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2013-10-20 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck OKAY.]

[OKAY CALM. You have 25% of your resistance. That was enough back in Atuin. Well no it wasn't you needed 100% of it to nul this shit... oh god and this is probably the same ocean water, godsdamned portraits. Well, I could look to check--OH WAIT NO I CAN'T. BECAUSE MY DAMN EYE. IS DAMN SEALED. UGGGGGH.]

[okay lets not freak out. maybe the wick. yes if we light the wick that should fix things. Come on wick JD needs a new pair of not being a hideous monster.]
femmefailtale: (off: You want w-what??)

Re: ROOM ONE

[personal profile] femmefailtale 2013-10-20 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
[OH OKAY THEN I guess I'll just book it back to the hallway and... maybe the rusty crown will have an antidote oh god oh god oh god.]