teamposts | GAME 10

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GAME 10 - BYZANTIUM

[You are ushered into a small cave. Once you're there, bars drop down in front of the entrance. You can't see any of the other teams, but you can still speak to Dragon.]

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And now your flour has been taken.

Will you answer me this? Have the other teams been robbed?

Many, but not all of them have.

Perhaps there is a need to level the playing field there.

Truly? I see no such need.

Then you wish to see us fail and for others to win.

Then steal from another team.

This is a set up, dearest. There's no way to win.

[Shut upppp]

I'm waiting until it tells me that.

This is a set up, dearest. There's no way to win.

[.... Okay that was a little funny.]

[... it is a snark dragon]

[Excellent, I learned this one from an angry nun. FLIPS YOU OFF.]

Maybe we should add some dragon to the damned cookies.

Since this is all pointless anyway...

Mix two cups peanut butter with one cup of worthless dragon flesh.

Then we don't even have to use the lard.

And now the rest of your ingredients have been taken.

Please standby.

No, I think we still have plenty of dragon flesh...

A shame. Dragon is supposed to taste rather good.

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

overclocking - 2012-11-24 02:05 (UTC) - Expand

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

hyanaimne - 2012-11-24 02:06 (UTC) - Expand

Well! This is a heroic quip at a last stand in front of an evil dragon.

What are the odds of a master plan being dictated to us and an inattentive guard?

None.

But a team has generously decided to give you bread and food coloring (in blue, red, and green).

These will be your final ingredients. Adjust your recipe accordingly.