teamposts ([personal profile] teamposts) wrote2012-11-23 12:59 pm
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GAME 10 - BYZANTIUM

[You are ushered into a small cave. Once you're there, bars drop down in front of the entrance. You can't see any of the other teams, but you can still speak to Dragon.]
overclocking: (darkness shroud)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] overclocking 2012-11-24 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Then steal from another team.
over_the_fop: (Any minute now)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] over_the_fop 2012-11-24 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
This is a set up, dearest. There's no way to win.
overclocking: IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. (stop trying to make fetch happen)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] overclocking 2012-11-24 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Shut upppp]

I'm waiting until it tells me that.
virgitarian: (TROGDOR WAS A MAN)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] virgitarian 2012-11-24 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
This is a set up, dearest. There's no way to win.
over_the_fop: (I shouldn't laugh really)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] over_the_fop 2012-11-24 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[.... Okay that was a little funny.]
chastitybeltisland: (u so strong n manly kya.)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] chastitybeltisland 2012-11-24 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[... it is a snark dragon]
overclocking: (you need to do some parenting)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] overclocking 2012-11-24 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Excellent, I learned this one from an angry nun. FLIPS YOU OFF.]
hyanaimne: Elsewhere. (Nestirtye.)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] hyanaimne 2012-11-24 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe we should add some dragon to the damned cookies.
overclocking: (pull the other one)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] overclocking 2012-11-24 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Since this is all pointless anyway...

Mix two cups peanut butter with one cup of worthless dragon flesh.

Then we don't even have to use the lard.
virgitarian: (TROOGGGDOOORRRRRR)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] virgitarian 2012-11-24 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
And now the rest of your ingredients have been taken.

Please standby.
overclocking: (interesting.)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] overclocking 2012-11-24 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
No, I think we still have plenty of dragon flesh...
hyanaimne: Ignorant. (Eshai'du.)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] hyanaimne 2012-11-24 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
A shame. Dragon is supposed to taste rather good.
overclocking: (ewww.)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] overclocking 2012-11-24 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I have my doubts.
hyanaimne: That will suffice. (Tanya farnuva.)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] hyanaimne 2012-11-24 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hmph.
over_the_fop: (Unintended outcome)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] over_the_fop 2012-11-24 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well! This is a heroic quip at a last stand in front of an evil dragon.




What are the odds of a master plan being dictated to us and an inattentive guard?
virgitarian: (TROGDOR WAS A MAN)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] virgitarian 2012-11-24 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
None.

But a team has generously decided to give you bread and food coloring (in blue, red, and green).

These will be your final ingredients. Adjust your recipe accordingly.
overclocking: (Default)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] overclocking 2012-11-24 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[I'm gonna be a helper

And just

Flip you off again.]
over_the_fop: (Notokay NOT okay)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] over_the_fop 2012-11-24 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[I... there's no way.

You can't make cookies and there's no peanut butter at all and...

We're going to die, we are seriously going to die...]
over_the_fop: (Default)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] over_the_fop 2012-11-24 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[...................... literally no way at all....


Okay.

Breathe.

Focus.

You're intelligent.

You can do this.


Just so the best you can.]
Edited 2012-11-24 02:14 (UTC)
over_the_fop: (Try again with less lying)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] over_the_fop 2012-11-24 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
... Okay, the bread should be mooshed up to a doughy consistency and then broken into three parts on a 1:1:3 ratio. The two smaller portions should be rolled into spheres and the larger portion into a rod.

Attach the two spheres to either side of the rod, opposite each other.

Mix the red and the blue food coloring to a nice purple and dye the whole thing.



Please enjoy your meal.
hyanaimne: Mirth. (Lalai.)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] hyanaimne 2012-11-24 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh this is serious . . .









giggle]
overclocking: (Purple plaid flannel)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] overclocking 2012-11-24 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
...




What he said.
chastitybeltisland: (pic#5134444)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] chastitybeltisland 2012-11-24 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[... sounds good to me]
hyanaimne: Stop that. (Tampa tanya.)

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[personal profile] hyanaimne 2012-11-24 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . really]