GAME 10 - CANARY

[teamposts]

[You are ushered into a small cave. Once you're there, bars drop down in front of the entrance. You can't see any of the other teams, but you can still speak to Dragon.]

Comments

COOKING

[teamposts]

A QUESTION

[virgitarian]

By the way, just to pass the time while you're planning your dish, I'd like to ask you something. If you could obtain more ingredients by, say, stealing from another team, which one would you take them from?

This is purely hypothetical, of course. Obviously, you're locked in here and can't steal from anyone.

RECIPE 7 - BREAD PUDDING

[virgitarian]

Your ingredients are:

* Bread
* Milk
* Raisins
* Cinnamon

INSTRUCTIONS

[virgitarian]

When you are ready, tell me how you wish for the princess to prepare your dish.

[asthecrowdies]

Ok so what the fuck is even bread pudding because that sounds like some kind of bullshit. Bread and pudding are fine on their own but why the hell would you combine them. Jesus dragons really have no taste.

[beeing]

Can any of this stuff even make pudding?

[catastrophies]

King.

[I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO NOT GET EATEN BECAUSE YOU'RE INSULTING THE DRAGON]

[aibrou]

It's basically an overgrown lizard. I mean, does it even have taste buds?

[madasa]

....Do you really not know what bread pudding is?

[asthecrowdies]

Oh sweet we have a winner. Hatter please enlighten us on bread fucking pudding.

[asthecrowdies]

I dunno like. Milk? I guess?? They are both more viscous than bread that sounds legit.

[beeing]

Maybe... mashing the bread up and soaking it a little...

[eewwwwwwww.]

[asthecrowdies]

What.

[madasa]

It's a soft dessert bread soaked in sweet things.

[asthecrowdies]

I dunno this recipe obviously requires some bloodletting of some kind to make it really applicable to dragon taste buds.

Also let's tell him we'd steal from Celeste. Good?

[asthecrowdies]

Yeah that sounds fucking disgusting.

[asthecrowdies]

Gross. You know how to make it?

[madasa]

It's actually good.

And I suppose... it's pretty simple.

[aibrou]

Huh? Why are we stealing and why Celeste?

[beeing]

It's better than being eaten, though...

[asthecrowdies]

Ok.

So the thing with the dragon is basically do whatever he wants without bullshit and win.

Or that's how it went last time.

I don't really care about winning but losing seriously sucks so let's win.

[madasa]

[fuck why are you here

EYE CONSPICUOUSLY CLOSED.]

Try not to piss off the overgrown lizard.

[asthecrowdies]

We're stealing because hypothetically the dragon totally wants to screw each other over and playing his way means less chance of us getting eaten.

Celeste because a dude over there killed Hatter.

[catastrophies]

Just. Tone down some of that shit...

[and wtf with that bread pudding stuff]

... think it might be okay. It's the dragon eating it... right?

[madasa]

So make bread pudding.

Or tell the lovely princess how we want her to make bread pudding. Got it.