GAME 10 - CANARY

[teamposts]

[You are ushered into a small cave. Once you're there, bars drop down in front of the entrance. You can't see any of the other teams, but you can still speak to Dragon.]

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COOKING

[teamposts]

RECIPE 7 - BREAD PUDDING

[virgitarian]

Your ingredients are:

* Bread
* Milk
* Raisins
* Cinnamon

INSTRUCTIONS

[virgitarian]

When you are ready, tell me how you wish for the princess to prepare your dish.

Re: INSTRUCTIONS

[madasa]

Mix the raisins and cinnamon and blood together and imagine you have bread to pour it over. Because you don't.

What you do have, thanks to King, is copious amounts of lovely -- orange? orange --feathers. Mince those or something and put them in a pan and drown them in the blood mixture until they probably would not catch fire in an oven.

Then bake it until the top is tacky to the touch rather than completely dry because that would also probably incite fire.

A QUESTION

[virgitarian]

By the way, just to pass the time while you're planning your dish, I'd like to ask you something. If you could obtain more ingredients by, say, stealing from another team, which one would you take them from?

This is purely hypothetical, of course. Obviously, you're locked in here and can't steal from anyone.

Re: A QUESTION

[asthecrowdies]

We will get back to that on you but got a quick question for you.

Are we trying to appeal to your tastes or just like. Any old non-people-eater dude.

Re: A QUESTION

[virgitarian]

My tastes, of course. I'll be doing the taste test myself.

[asthecrowdies]

Ok so what the fuck is even bread pudding because that sounds like some kind of bullshit. Bread and pudding are fine on their own but why the hell would you combine them. Jesus dragons really have no taste.

[beeing]

Can any of this stuff even make pudding?

[asthecrowdies]

I dunno like. Milk? I guess?? They are both more viscous than bread that sounds legit.

[catastrophies]

King.

[I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO NOT GET EATEN BECAUSE YOU'RE INSULTING THE DRAGON]

[asthecrowdies]

What.

[aibrou]

It's basically an overgrown lizard. I mean, does it even have taste buds?

[asthecrowdies]

I dunno this recipe obviously requires some bloodletting of some kind to make it really applicable to dragon taste buds.

Also let's tell him we'd steal from Celeste. Good?

[madasa]

....Do you really not know what bread pudding is?

[THE BLOOD LETTING]

[asthecrowdies]

[King has a bucket and a katana]

Ok let's try to be even kinda sanitary on this. Everyone use a different part of the blade. Hatter how much do we need?

[cuts himself pretty deeply along the end of his table and lets it drip into the bucket

he bleeds ~canary yellow~]

Re: [THE BLOOD LETTING]

[madasa]

About as much as the milk we had.

[and then he gives an estimate a little less than that.

rolls up his sleeve and cuts into his arm with his own sword, letting his blood drip into the bucket too.]

Re: [THE BLOOD LETTING]

[beeing]

[Taking the next part of the katana and makes a slice along her arm. Ow. ]

...Say when it's enough.

Re: [THE BLOOD LETTING]

[catastrophies]

[kind of pale in the face already with all the horror going on today, but I guess following suit with the borrowing of sharp objects. grimacing.]

Re: [THE BLOOD LETTING]

[aibrou]

[cutting himself on the wrist

deeper than he should probably I mean who let this kid handle sharp objects]

Can't wait until this game is done...

[AND THEN]

[asthecrowdies]

Okay so. We lost our bread.

Re: [AND THEN]

[aibrou]

Oh come on! Seriously?!

Re: [AND THEN]

[beeing]

[are you serious.]

Re: [AND THEN]

[madasa]

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Re: [AND THEN]

[catastrophies]

[. . . fuck.]