GAME 10 - CANARY

[teamposts]

[You are ushered into a small cave. Once you're there, bars drop down in front of the entrance. You can't see any of the other teams, but you can still speak to Dragon.]

Comments

[asthecrowdies]

Ok so what the fuck is even bread pudding because that sounds like some kind of bullshit. Bread and pudding are fine on their own but why the hell would you combine them. Jesus dragons really have no taste.

[beeing]

Can any of this stuff even make pudding?

[asthecrowdies]

I dunno like. Milk? I guess?? They are both more viscous than bread that sounds legit.

[beeing]

Maybe... mashing the bread up and soaking it a little...

[eewwwwwwww.]

[asthecrowdies]

Yeah that sounds fucking disgusting.

[beeing]

It's better than being eaten, though...

[catastrophies]

King.

[I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO NOT GET EATEN BECAUSE YOU'RE INSULTING THE DRAGON]

[asthecrowdies]

What.

[catastrophies]

Just. Tone down some of that shit...

[and wtf with that bread pudding stuff]

... think it might be okay. It's the dragon eating it... right?

[asthecrowdies]

Uhh I figure he seems to be all about the food.

[catastrophies]

... yeah, thought so.

[m-main course...]

[aibrou]

It's basically an overgrown lizard. I mean, does it even have taste buds?

[asthecrowdies]

I dunno this recipe obviously requires some bloodletting of some kind to make it really applicable to dragon taste buds.

Also let's tell him we'd steal from Celeste. Good?

[aibrou]

Huh? Why are we stealing and why Celeste?

[asthecrowdies]

We're stealing because hypothetically the dragon totally wants to screw each other over and playing his way means less chance of us getting eaten.

Celeste because a dude over there killed Hatter.

[aibrou]

Dude, he's alive. He's standing right there.

[madasa]

[fuck why are you here

EYE CONSPICUOUSLY CLOSED.]

Try not to piss off the overgrown lizard.

[aibrou]

[yaaay you're talking to me]

He's got a temper, huh?

[madasa]

[why would you ever want that.]

I'm sure there's some anecdote about draconic tempers to be said here, but I can't for the life of me remember it.

[aibrou]

[because im insecure and want everyone to like me]


[also brb apparently you died???]

[madasa]

....Do you really not know what bread pudding is?

[asthecrowdies]

Oh sweet we have a winner. Hatter please enlighten us on bread fucking pudding.

[madasa]

It's a soft dessert bread soaked in sweet things.

[asthecrowdies]

Gross. You know how to make it?

[catastrophies]

. . . weird.