March's Heart

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Moog- WAIT, COPYRIGHT.

[remarch]

[So, you just died.]

MINT (1)

[remarch]

[

A game over screen fades into your vision, and soon you stand on an empty black plain.]

Re: MINT (1)

[worlddomination]

Wh-what? What just happened?

Re: MINT (1)

[acatisfine]

[ A man materializes nearby, dressed in mostly blue-shaded victorian garb; he seems to have a cat motif going on, judging by the ears, tail, and bell collar. ]

Cheshire Cat: ...You couldn't even get past the tutorial?

Re: MINT (1)

[worlddomination]

I did! It's not my fault the city was too far away!

Re: MINT (1)

[acatisfine]

Cheshire Cat: That was still the tutorial, you know. You have to finish everything before they send you to stage select.
Cheshire Cat: This is what we like to call "game over"-- but you're lucky. I'm feeling generous.

SHARK (1)

[remarch]

[A game over screen fades into your vision, and soon you stand on an empty black plain.

Still in that red dress.]

Re: SHARK (1)

[acquest]

Neither! I can't feel it, you dumbass, and those options fucking suck! Give me back my clothes!

Re: SHARK (1)

[acatisfine]

[ Sitting, hovering in midair over here with his tail curled over his legs and his arms behind his head. ]

Cheshire Cat: I must say that isn't exactly flattering for your figure.

Re: SHARK (1)

[acquest]

No shit, why the hell do yo—

[ distracted by the white rabbit ]

Re: SHARK (1)

[acatisfine]

Cheshire Cat: Mm? Why do I what?

[ Doesn't seem at all disturbed by White Rabbit's sudden appearance. ]

Re: SHARK (1)

[loosegears]

[a child's voice calls out from just behind you, though you certainly didn't hear anyone approach! if you turn around you'll find a masked kid dressed in white and hemmed in gold -- with a rifle in hand.

he's also balancing on the very tips of his heels, somehow.]

The White Rabbit: Oh, wow! So is this what they call a complete and utter failure or what?

Re: SHARK (1)

[acquest]

No one asked you! So which of you two fucks is supposed to be the detective here, because I see dumb-ass animal labels, here.

Re: SHARK (1)

[loosegears]

The White Rabbit: That'd be me.
The White Rabbit: No, kidding, kidding.
The White Rabbit: Did you think such a half-hearted attempt would really be successful...?
The White Rabbit: But I guess you could try to kill me, too.
The White Rabbit: I'm kind of bored!

ABSINTHE (1)

[remarch]

[A game over screen fades into your vision, and soon you stand on an empty black plain.]

Re: ABSINTHE (1)

[familiarized]

. . .

[ good thing I don't read things that would be really annoying. ]

Ah . ..

Re: ABSINTHE (1)

[acatisfine]

[ A man with cat-like features hovers nearby, floating-- he's sitting on invisible air, legs crossed and an arm propped up on one fingers over his mouth.

He looks simultaneously irritated and upset. ]

Cheshire Cat: What a shame.

Re: ABSINTHE (1)

[familiarized]

Hello.

Re: ABSINTHE (1)

[acatisfine]

Cheshire Cat: I suppose you want to be revived too, don't you.

Re: ABSINTHE (1)

[loosegears]

[and there's a masked kid dressed in white with gold accents, rifle in hand. he's standing flat-footed, with a frown.]

The White Rabbit: Don't you just go "ah~"
The White Rabbit: Do you want to get out of here or not?

Re: ABSINTHE (1)

[familiarized]

Yes.

LYNX (1)

[remarch]

[A game over screen fades into your vision, and soon you stand on an empty black plain.]

[zuieg]

[SIGHS]

You're telling me!

[acatisfine]

Cheshire Cat: I suppose there's worse ways to die.

[ Standing nearby, tail lashing. ]

[zuieg]

Oh, you're another kitty!