March's Heart

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[zuieg]

[um]

Hey, you have to take me out to dinner first! And not anything cheap, a really expensive place!

... And ask me my name too!

Basically, don't touch me!

[So. She is making an attempt at getting his arm off of her.]

But I'll take your lighter!

[lackspresence]

. . . Ah. . . [ can we please not light up everything tho ] What happened to cause such a mess in the first place?

[worlddomination]

[oh my god

whoops elbow slipping into pimpmaster's gut, hard]

More importantly, what's in it for us?

[remarch]

[He reels back, gasping (-50hp), but pops the blade slightly out of its sheathe with a thumb.]

This isn't the sort of place where you get give orders. You should stop asking questions and do what I want before someone gets hurt.

[zuieg]

I give orders everywhere I feel like! If anybody should stop asking questions, it's you, right?

Maybe if you get on your knees and apologize and kiss Mint and me's shoes, we'll do what you want!

[lackspresence]

[ . . . What's happening uhm ]

We aren't looking for trouble, mister. If that's the case, we'll just be on our way.

[worlddomination]

No, I think I'm fine with that shoe-kissing. You've got a bad attitude, see. We might even let how handsy you've been slide, too.

[remarch]

[FULLY DRAWS HIS SWORD- Holy shit are the atoms of the air splitting around it?

Yes. Boss music kicks in.]

Really? That's sweet of you. Do you want me to steal that dress when I'm done, too?

[zuieg]

[... That's not good.]

Hey, I'm giving you a perfectly good opportunity here! Anybody'd be honored to kiss my shoes! I'm really good to people who kiss my shoes, you know!

[lackspresence]

[ alright so maybe I'm just going to reach out and grab mint's and lynx's hand and start running?? NOT GONNA FIGHT NOPE NOPE ]

[worlddomination]

..............................You little--!

[> MENU
> MAGIC
> BURNER
*insert flames here*
*or at least, that was the plan until kuroko pulled at her and disrupted her casting*]

[remarch]

[YOU ESCAPE THE PIMPLORD.

If you're pursuing the graffiti cans, there’s graffiti already on the walls that’s so flaky it wouldn’t be an effort to scrub away:

What may be a tub of vanilla ice cream, although it’s horribly, clumsily drawn, in Sage color.

A music note... As drawn by someone who has never seen a music note, really. It’s a squiggle, but damn it, they tried.

It’s a melted snowball, otherwise known as a puddle of water. It has a Canary colored outline.

A bloody raincoat.]

[zuieg]

... What's this supposed to be?

[Who drew this they can't draw...]

[lackspresence]

[ . . . recognizing the ice cream

how to feel. . . ]

[worlddomination]

[angry! kicking that wall like it's that guys' face ugh ugh ugh (don't suppose there's any shell-colored paint or anything around)]

Who cares!? That guy is so dead!

[remarch]

[THERE ARE SHELL COLORED GRAFFITI CANS.

When you kick it you disturb a flake from the Sage picture, and it lands on you.

A rush of absolute confusion and paranoia, but... He’s a little happy, too.

Even if there’s no way it isn’t a trick, a future debt to pay off. People don’t get ice cream for nothing.]

[zuieg]

-- Hey!

[TURNING TO KUROKO]

I want ice cream too!

[lackspresence]

[ . . . .d-dere //// ]

[ llllooking at lynx after a moment ] Ah. . . perhaps when we leave this place.

[worlddomination]

Geez, kid, you're really courting all of Celeste, aren't you.

[gingerly touching the crappy music note]

[remarch]

[ ...Stick around? Been considering.

…

Think I will.

It took you a while, didn't it?

Might change my mind. Not positive yet.

The being crazy and alone business takes up that much of your time?

Do well enough alone. Quieter that way. Think the group will last?

God, no, but it'll keep you up at night.

Do you think? Time and distance; effective.

I'll get bored without entertainment, and next thing you know, someone will be playing chiptune music. Every. Where. You. Go. When you sleep. When you're awake. When you're going to a job. When you're looking for a job. When you're eating. Squeaky squeak squeal girl chorus.

Always so needy, March.

…!

But I'll stay.]

[zuieg]

[... That's gay

like that is actually homosexual for real

She's going to remember this.

But she goes and touches the puddle.]

[lackspresence]

. . . I don't think we should be seeing these. . .

[worlddomination]

Afraid things're gonna get too graphic?

[grabbing for the spraycans...shell, for starters. randomly tagging squiggles on the opposite wall]

[remarch]

[For a moment, he’s distracted by something new and fun.

Unfortunately it ends in bitter self-recrimination over how fucking dumb that was, showing weakness and stupidity all in one fell swoop, and a rush of paranoia about what they were tricking him for. Not a mistake he’ll make again.

The squiggles happen easily. LET OUT YOUR INNER ARTIST.]

[zuieg]

... Why's everybody on my team crazy?

Hey, Tetsuya, go touch the raincoat!

[While she grabs a spraycan and starts tagging too. "Lynx was here."]