teamposts | March's Heart

[NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE]

He's neither!

[Hi kyou there is definitely blood in my hair if not on the rest of me because. meat. pile.

staggering upright fuck fuck fuck where is my canesword]

[--WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BLOODY, ASIDE FROM THE ROTTED MEAT EVERYWHERE.

reaching out to keep Hatter from falling over but that smell that smell]

[

Well maybe while you're busy stopping Hatter falling over I'm going to bite you Cheshire.]

[OH WOW, THAT GETS A SHOUT OF PAIN.

JERKING TO HIT AND DISLODGE IT]

[NOT OKAY NO I DON'T WANT THIS UNACCEPTABLE

But Hatter can't actually stop wendigo kid at the moment.]

Get out of here.

[He's knocked back, weighing nothing at all.

Chew chew chew swallow lick up the blood, even if he's sniffling because that hurts, it really hurts to be bullied. Meanies.

His teeth are stained red with kitty blood:]

Soft. See, I knew you were food, didn't I say that? You have to go on the soft pile.

PEOPLE AREN'T FOOD, YOU SICKO!

[oh fuck, that hurts. trying to stem the bleeding on that arm]

There should be a ramp up, Kyou. There's a dragon up there but its mouth is stitched shut. Go!

[CASTING AROUND IS THERE ANYTHING USEFUL AS A WEAPON???

HEADPHONES DON'T FAIL ME NOW.]

[You could beat him to death with your chunks of hard meat? There's no weapons in this area. There are a pile of metallic things across the room, but you'll have to cross the trash pile if you don't want to loop the whole meandering pile.]

Are too!

[IF I'M GOING ANYWHERE, I'M DRAGGING HATTER ALONG WITH]

Why don't you eat yourself, instead?!

Edited 2013-01-20 01:44 (UTC)

[But I don't actually want to kill this kid?

Also nnnnooo, wrestling free of Kyou's grasp.]

Hey, kid. If people are food, how about I eat you?

I'll be right behind you just go.

I'll stab you when you try! I'll stab you over and over and eat you! I'm not letting anyone eat me! And it hurts if you eat yourself it hurts so you have to eat something else when you run out it doesn't help at all! I said you were food so you're food so get back on the pile! I'm going to run out!

[Throwing a pretty intensive tantrum, all 4'0ish of him.]

[gdit Hatter!

but holy shit there is nothing okay about any of that... s-starts working on trying to get out of there...?!]

[YES GOOD GO.]

And it hurts if you eat us! Because we fight back! So how will this help you?

I don't want to be hungry I don't want to die I don't want to be hungry I don't want to die-

[YOU ARE APPLYING TOO MUCH LOGIC HERE. His head snaps around when Cheshire starts to retreat.

The conveyor belt is distant, but reachable through the piles.]

Hey-!!

[heading toward the sounds of a conveyor belt \o/;;; TRYING TO TUNE OUT THE MANTRA \o/;;;]

Stop.

[lowering his voice so only the kid can hear it.]

You won't die. I'll figure something out. But you can't eat me, or I won't help you.

Liar!

I am a liar, but I'm not lying about this.

You'll forget and die! You're a liar, and I'm hungry!

I'll remember.

Re: STAGE: DONNER MAMA.

remarch - 2013-01-20 02:34 (UTC) - Expand

Re: STAGE: DONNER MAMA.

madasa - 2013-01-20 02:36 (UTC) - Expand

[You run into the cheery neon setting of a cartoon sushi bar, all decked out in bright plastic colors.

♪ Laid-back music rings out over a tinny PA system, and the walls are covered in encouraging signs:
Taste delicious! Sub-humans welcome! :)

A conveyor belt loops through the room, surrounded by semi-comfortable stools, appearing and disappearing into two human sized holes in the back wall of the restaurant. The belt is decked out with all sorts of delicious morsels:

A slice of vanilla cake. A fresh slice of white meat, lightly singed. A frosted cake slice, cut so only the first letters of C and O is visible. A bottle of oh so fancy liquor.

It goes around and around, the plates identical every time they emerge.

The only cutlery is a set of sharp knives.

But a small red plushie of a dragon with gold-button eyes is there, too.

The dragon’s head is rather cutesy, really with bright button eyes, and only the fact its mouth is completely stitched shut in a grim smile ruins that. The bulk of the dragon is all chubby limbs and soft spikes.

It stares at Kyou judgmentally.]

[. . . uh. what. even...

hesitantly... looking around the place. glancing behind himself, somewhat anxiously to see if Hatter is coming]

[The dragon is sulking. He's hunched down with a cut up tail curled around his forelimbs, sulking.

The food looks delicious.]

[yeah, sorry, no appetite.

... though thinking about how that kid was going on about not wanting to be hungry...

and wincing because fuck, his arm. ow]