Shell vs Copper Rose

[teamposts]

[The customers will be dragged immediately into the host club caves, decorated like the wild, wild west. There are all sorts of furniture that are provided, such as tumbleweeds, tables with checkered table mats, cacti, etc.

And a series of tables set out with food and rich wine appear. It looks like you can move around freely between people.

Anyone who refused to get dressed appropriately will now find themselves in revealing lingerie.]

((Mingle time! You’ve got your list, get to completing it with the other side, and make sure to note what you’re wearing :3b.

- Talk to the portrait.
- Turn ins.))

Comments

[worlddomination]

[also dressed as a pimp and staring around]

What's this get-up supposed to be?

[clocked_out]

You are a conveyer of fine, plush rumps.

[worlddomination]

...?

[also: where are your pants]

[clocked_out]

I have pants. I have two pairs of pants, one of them just happens to be assless.

[worlddomination]

Is it really that much trouble to take off your pants?

[clocked_out]

When you're a flaming homosexual jonesing for some dick? Yes.

[worlddomination]

That's not even hanging out!

[or is it or do i want to know how did i get into this conversation]

[clocked_out]

It can be in the blink of an eye.

[worlddomination]

Um, how old are you again? I don't think it's really necessary to have your little winkie popping out to say hello.

[clocked_out]

Please never say the word "winkie" ever again. And anyway, I wasn't talking about myself.

[worlddomination]

[baby voice!]

What, is the widdle baby sad because his pants have a widdle hole? Poor fashion-starved baby!

[clocked_out]

[shriek]

What is wrong with you! Devil be gone!!

[worlddomination]

Geez! You guys couldn't compliment someone if your life depended on it!

[clocked_out]

Fuck you you happen to look NICE tonight.

[worlddomination]

Danged skippy I do! ...I'm in love!

[clocked_out]

... With what? Your outfit?

[worlddomination]

No, this thing looks ridiculous. ...Actually, it looks like something you should be wearing.

[clocked_out]

Thank you.

Ok are we actually gonna try to do any of this shit or are we just gonna fuck with each other all night?

[worlddomination]

I dunno about you, but I can multi-task.

[clocked_out]

Gimme your hand for a sec.

[worlddomination]

................


[does...so...]

[clocked_out]

[goes down on one knee


and tenderly kisses it]



Marry me.

[worlddomination]

[..................smacking him on the back of the head]

What!? Don't be ridiculous!

[clocked_out]

--Watch the shades.

[straightening back up]

[worlddomination]

They were perfectly safe! Come on, let's get this over with. Sit down and start pouring drinks.