I don't know who paintings is. I'm hungry now. Hurry up. Do you want to go on the pile or do you want to go away? I want dinner. Two for one, I need to eat.
You’re lying on a nice bed. It’s soft under you, flattened by the weight of you, if a little wet against your bare skin, and there’s the creepy March child's voice thinking aloud:
"But if I eat chewy now I won't have chewy later and if I don't have chewy later I'll be just as hungry but-"
You might want to wake up properly, because you’re lying on a bed of meat. Wet meat, dry meat, meat hacked down into little pieces and lined in rows.
All around you are similar heaps. You appear to be missing the majority of your clothing, stripped down to your underlayers in the most scandalous fashion. No doubt there's a clothing pile somewhere.
You're close enough to the rubbish pile to smell nauseating sweet rot.]
thankfully said new presence is quick to announce itself by the sound of them slapping a hand over their face as they quickly try to figure out WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON and THAT SMELL...]
[You could beat him to death with your chunks of hard meat? There's no weapons in this area. There are a pile of metallic things across the room, but you'll have to cross the trash pile if you don't want to loop the whole meandering pile.]
I'll stab you when you try! I'll stab you over and over and eat you! I'm not letting anyone eat me! And it hurts if you eat yourself it hurts so you have to eat something else when you run out it doesn't help at all! I said you were food so you're food so get back on the pile! I'm going to run out!
[Throwing a pretty intensive tantrum, all 4'0ish of him.]
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Ask me what? Hurry up, I want to eat.
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...Ah?
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Hey.
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I see. In that case, that's all.
... I'll leave the rest of the cake, as well.
[ bringing the cane down like a bat into Hatter's head again, you would like what's next even less if you were conscious for it probably ]
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You’re lying on a nice bed. It’s soft under you, flattened by the weight of you, if a little wet against your bare skin, and there’s the creepy March child's voice thinking aloud:
"But if I eat chewy now I won't have chewy later and if I don't have chewy later I'll be just as hungry but-"
You might want to wake up properly, because you’re lying on a bed of meat. Wet meat, dry meat, meat hacked down into little pieces and lined in rows.
All around you are similar heaps. You appear to be missing the majority of your clothing, stripped down to your underlayers in the most scandalous fashion. No doubt there's a clothing pile somewhere.
You're close enough to the rubbish pile to smell nauseating sweet rot.]
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oh my god
I am solo running everything from here on out.
Trying not to retch, sitting up and sliding off the meatpile without giving himself time to account for how fucking dizzy he is.]
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thankfully said new presence is quick to announce itself by the sound of them slapping a hand over their face as they quickly try to figure out WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON and THAT SMELL...]
Wha--...?
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He's neither!
[Hi kyou there is definitely blood in my hair if not on the rest of me because. meat. pile.
staggering upright fuck fuck fuck where is my canesword]
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reaching out to keep Hatter from falling over but that smell that smell]
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Well maybe while you're busy stopping Hatter falling over I'm going to bite you Cheshire.]
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JERKING TO HIT AND DISLODGE IT]
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But Hatter can't actually stop wendigo kid at the moment.]
Get out of here.
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Chew chew chew swallow lick up the blood, even if he's sniffling because that hurts, it really hurts to be bullied. Meanies.
His teeth are stained red with kitty blood:]
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[oh fuck, that hurts. trying to stem the bleeding on that arm]
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[CASTING AROUND IS THERE ANYTHING USEFUL AS A WEAPON???
HEADPHONES DON'T FAIL ME NOW.]
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Why don't you eat yourself, instead?!
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Also nnnnooo, wrestling free of Kyou's grasp.]
Hey, kid. If people are food, how about I eat you?
I'll be right behind you just go.
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[Throwing a pretty intensive tantrum, all 4'0ish of him.]
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