Teal

[teamposts]

Rules:
-Each team is dealt a hand of four cards. Each card has a point value between 1 and 10 and an attack.

-Each team will pick one card to play, and their first, second, and third choice of which team for the card to be played on.

-There is a 12 point limit on what cards will actually be accepted. Cards with higher values will be accepted first. After 12, the only cards that will be accepted are one with a matching point value. (e.g. if the highest card submitted is an 8, it will be accepted. If the next highest card submitted is a 7, and three 7s are submitted, all 7s will be accepted, but nothing lower than a 7 will be accepted).

-Only cards which are accepted will have their attacks carried out.

-Teams that have their cards accepted are protected from the attacks of other teams. If a team's first choice is protected, the card goes to their second choice.

-Teams whose cards go through also will not have to participate in the possible second round, should the game require one.


[You find that once the robot has moved away you cannot see or hear the other teams.

Your robot hands you four large, heavy stock cardboard cards, each with a point value and attack on it. You also get a black card, and a sharpie to write your choices on.]

Comments

[fishpanties]

. . . Damnit.

[deretsune]

[ hooooly shit ]

... These are really bad.

[fishpanties]

That's . . . That's an understatement.

[deretsune]

...let's... just get this over with. Who we're not touching.

No Sage, No Byzantium. No Iris, I assume?

[onlygoodlawyeris]

--Lilac! You can't do anything to lilac, unless it's extremely minor, like the face numbing!

And that's only if you absolutely need to!

[fishpanties]

[. . . sucks in a breath.]

The teams I'm okay with playing cards against are Cardinal, Celeste, Copper Rose . . . Saffron. Fawn and Shell.

. . . One request. Can we not kill Celeste?

[onlygoodlawyeris]

Can we not kill anyone?

[fishpanties]

I don't want to.

. . . I'll explain later.

[onlygoodlawyeris]

Please do, but I'm serious about avoiding those cards, if we can.

[fishpanties]

So am I.

I'd rather not play above the six point card.

[deretsune]

[ COCO I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU RIGHT NOW ]

...I'd rather not hit Saffron right now, either.

Fine. We won't kill Celeste. But I'm sick of losing.

Let's run with the eight card.

[fishpanties]

. . . You won't accept six?

[ersatzprince]

[...


:T]


That's more consideration than they'll be sparing you.

[fishpanties]

Please.

Besides, think about it another way: what if the attack doesn't go through to them, and we've murdered a different team?

[ersatzprince]

So your only objection is to the ten?

[fishpanties]

No. I object to anything above the six.

. . . But this time, this round, I won't argue. Play the eight if you want.

[onlygoodlawyeris]

[sob you kids!!]

[deretsune]

We're playing six this round.

[ersatzprince]

[UM WHAT THE FUCK]

They can't be serious.

[deretsune]

...They probably are. Stupid sheep-woman. Stupid robot.

[fishpanties]

They're bastards.

[onlygoodlawyeris]

[j-just reading over the rules]

There's no way they're going to let us negotiate this. . .

[fishpanties]

Like they'd let us negotiate anything . . .

[onlygoodlawyeris]

We'd have a better chance if we could talk to the other teams. . .[s-sighs]

At least we get some control over what happens and to who.

[fishpanties]

Yeah. It's better than nothing.