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Who: Celeste and Dragon
When: Day 11, morningish
Where: Dragon's portrait
What:

[Today, scaled talons reach out and grab each of the Celestes in turn, pulling them into Dragon's cave. Dragon itself is there, lounging on the floor, the bones of animals strewn all around. It surveys them lazily.]

Celeste. I have a proposition for you.

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You heard the rules. You have any better ideas on how to comply?

There's a difference between "making it interesting" and going above and beyond in the pain-and-death area.

So fluffy bunny vetos torture but doesn't have any better ideas, got it.

"Fluffy bunny"...?

We could make it something simpler. A cooking competition...? We can be the judges, and the worst team..

[...

gets ... eaten... p-pauses]

Cooking teammates! You've got a goddamn devious seed in you yet!

[oh my god]

No one's cooking anyone!

Then how else if your fucking idea going to work? You think for a single fucking second, and you know that's a bum idea for keeping that beast pleased.

[r-rubbing at his temple]

It wouldn't work...

How about some of the supplies have teammate's names above them? Like... a pile of meat, and that teammate is mysteriously missing.

A: Wow, you must think everyone here is more of a moron than I do, if you think they won't catch wise.

B: How the fuck do we mysteriously vanish people? We're running this, but I don't see us being granted special powers.

C: what. I don't even understand what you fucking mean, here.

-- I don't know, we can figure the first two parts out!

I mean.. make them think they're cooking their teammates. But they're actually cook them.

That wouldn't work would it. Ah... Maybe they have to choose the one to be "eaten", first, and we hide them and then present the meat...

So we're making them make side-dishes?

How about this: cook your fucking best! If it's good enough, the dragon will take it as a replacement for your teammate. If not, the dragon will just eat your teammate! Out of the teams that are the worst cooks, other teams have to pick which fucker the dragon will find tastiest.

... That --

It sounds simpler. And.. involves less cannibalism, even if it's just fake cannibalism.

Yeah, thanks. High praise!

[hufff]

I'm fine with it if the others are.

['fine' being relative but]

Re: GAME PLANNING

acquest - 2012-11-15 02:38 (UTC) - Expand

So you want us to personally kill and butcher people, skin them, and then make their team mates cook them. Are you drunk and high?

-- It wouldn't be their actual teammates! We could find some other animals or something.

[but... Shark's idea sounds more plausible...]

So you want us to kill animals, somehow get enough meat to simulate a bunch of humans, somehow get it into a portrait, somehow hide people chosen in said portrait which oh happens to just be a fucking cliff and a giant dragon, all while somehow pleasing the gigantic hungry sadist dragon who knows what actual people taste like.

Really. How. Drunk. Are. You.