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Who: Celeste and Dragon
When: Day 11, morningish
Where: Dragon's portrait
What:

[Today, scaled talons reach out and grab each of the Celestes in turn, pulling them into Dragon's cave. Dragon itself is there, lounging on the floor, the bones of animals strewn all around. It surveys them lazily.]

Celeste. I have a proposition for you.

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-- We're not torturing anyone horribly.

'Torture each other.' We just keep the buckets handy- or popcorn if it's someone we don't like.

Why don't we try to keep the death and suffering to a minimum.

We are making the dragon happy so it doesn't eat us. If we do it well enough we might even get a reputation for being useful to the people in charge and I'd rather be pet torturer than snack food. No team supports us. We go in fair and we just get eaten. I want every team to go 'if we fuck Celeste over, they might be in charge next game. If we play nice, we get favoritism.'

The dragon is a sadist. We are not getting away with aggressive hugging and mean words the competition.

[h. huff]

All the dragon said is that it wants the game to be interesting and it wants to eat.

So -- we don't have to make it all fun and games, but we can find something in between.

The dragon told me it wanted a violent, passionate competition and oh, he's a sadist.

[

oh.]

So in essence this has to be awful.

You seriously thought I was suggesting mass torture of every person around ending in a cannibalistic orgy for funsies?

I guessed you were aiming for the best way to try to get us not eaten by a dragon.

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[YOU UNDERSTAND :(]

[THIS TEAM]

What should we do, to make it interesting?

If we don't, we get eaten again.

[hhhuff]

I'm not sure... but I don't want to do what March is suggesting.

[huffffff]

I don't want to do that, either. I don't have any ideas, that would keep him interested, though, that are non-violent, and it's going to end with some people getting eaten, anyway.

[PRESENTING: JUST MAKE THEM THINK THEY'RE EATING THEIR TEAMMATES OPTION??]

...

No.

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You heard the rules. You have any better ideas on how to comply?

There's a difference between "making it interesting" and going above and beyond in the pain-and-death area.

So fluffy bunny vetos torture but doesn't have any better ideas, got it.

"Fluffy bunny"...?

We could make it something simpler. A cooking competition...? We can be the judges, and the worst team..

[...

gets ... eaten... p-pauses]

Cooking teammates! You've got a goddamn devious seed in you yet!

[oh my god]

No one's cooking anyone!

Then how else if your fucking idea going to work? You think for a single fucking second, and you know that's a bum idea for keeping that beast pleased.

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Cooking other teams. We can even keep our hands clean if they're doing it.

Sounds like he's a killjoy for cannibalism too.

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