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Who: Celeste and Dragon
When: Day 11, morningish
Where: Dragon's portrait
What:

[Today, scaled talons reach out and grab each of the Celestes in turn, pulling them into Dragon's cave. Dragon itself is there, lounging on the floor, the bones of animals strewn all around. It surveys them lazily.]

Celeste. I have a proposition for you.

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So, we've heard what our giant cold-blooded friend's spiel was, are we ready to fucking plan this thing or what? Ideas, let's get working on this!

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[sliiiides over to]

I am not sure what to do.

That long face of yours, you heard the rules, right? The two tenants of must have eating people, must not have musical theatre.

It's pretty obvious that I heard them.

Also, er, if we don't have the game be interesting enough, we could be eaten again.

Yeah, fun for fucking all. So let's do this right. If we get eaten, not a single one of those fucks will thank us for it, and even if they did a fucking gratitude card isn't going to make me want to save their asses at our own expense, after most those bastards had the gall to tell us we goddamn deserved the last time.

. . . Yeah.

After that, I don't really feel like giving myself up, to save everyone else, because-- I don't want to die again. I would still prefer, if anyone getting eaten was off of the table completely, but it's not.

Somehow I don't get the feeling the dragon is particularly keen on changing it's fucking mind on that, no.

[sigh 8(]

So, we just find out how to make it interesting.

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So. We need them to torture each other horribly because anguish is dragon lube, then serve them as snacks, and preferably we need a way that they can bribe us for favoritism so we can make a profit and make everyone think about being allied to team 'in Soviet game, art appreciates you.'

-- We're not torturing anyone horribly.

'Torture each other.' We just keep the buckets handy- or popcorn if it's someone we don't like.

Why don't we try to keep the death and suffering to a minimum.

We are making the dragon happy so it doesn't eat us. If we do it well enough we might even get a reputation for being useful to the people in charge and I'd rather be pet torturer than snack food. No team supports us. We go in fair and we just get eaten. I want every team to go 'if we fuck Celeste over, they might be in charge next game. If we play nice, we get favoritism.'

The dragon is a sadist. We are not getting away with aggressive hugging and mean words the competition.

[h. huff]

All the dragon said is that it wants the game to be interesting and it wants to eat.

So -- we don't have to make it all fun and games, but we can find something in between.

The dragon told me it wanted a violent, passionate competition and oh, he's a sadist.

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[YOU UNDERSTAND :(]

[THIS TEAM]

What should we do, to make it interesting?

If we don't, we get eaten again.

[hhhuff]

I'm not sure... but I don't want to do what March is suggesting.

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You heard the rules. You have any better ideas on how to comply?

There's a difference between "making it interesting" and going above and beyond in the pain-and-death area.

So fluffy bunny vetos torture but doesn't have any better ideas, got it.

"Fluffy bunny"...?

We could make it something simpler. A cooking competition...? We can be the judges, and the worst team..

[...

gets ... eaten... p-pauses]

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Sounds about right! So, something like.

Hey you fucks, this is a very hungry dragon that wants to eat you! All of you! Celeste has the power to save a few of you, but you have to convince us who's worth saving and who should be eaten in your fucking place. That accurate?

—Or, sounds like there's dissension in the ranks, here.

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